Re: Re: LOTR: TTT extendend DVD stuff. (SPOILERS)
Ranger REG said:
I gotta be honest with you, I'd be surprised if the boat and Boromir's body actually survived intact after going over the waterfall.
Don't forget that the boat is made by elves. In the Lord of the Rings, pretty much everything that is good or of exceptional quality is elven-made. The elves are all but perfect, and this is reflected many times throughout the series...
Frodo fights with an elven dagger and carries an elven phial with powers against evil, Gandalf kills the Balrog with an elven blade, a single bite of elven bread gives a person the strength to journey all day long, an elven liquor stops the hobbits from freezing to death in the mountains, almost any animal can be befriended by speaking elven to it, an elven rope helps Frodo and Sam through the hills, the token elf in the group (Legolas) walks atop snow and shoots down flying Nazgul in the dark of night, the ents get all nostalgic about the elves, Gimli falls in love with an elven queen, Eomer is smitten by Arwen, a pinch of elven dirt makes gardens grow greener than a 50-gallon drum of the most potent fertilizer, elven cloaks make a person virtually invisible to the naked eye as long as they stand still, the elven rings are the only ones that are still used for non-evil purposes, and so on, and so on.
And this is only stuff from the LotR, I'm not including
The Silmirillion. What ever happened to the elves from
The Hobbit, who would get drunk and sing bad poetry, and felt entitled to a share of dwarven gold they did nothing to earn?
And people wonder why I don't care much for elves.
