[LPF] Velvet Underground

[GlassEye]

[sblock=OOC]According to RAW Escape Artist, the DC if he tries anything is your CMB +20 (24?). I don't think you need to make a roll anymore.[/sblock]

 

[InVinoVeritas]

"No! Jojo do as you say, Jojo is weak and pathetic like humans want."

As Jojo's hands are tied, Yoshiki grows back to normal height.

"You want goblin treasure? It this way."

 

[deisenhut]

Stretching and otherwise rubbing his sore muscles from suddenly being grown back to full size, Yoshiki gripes, "And if we didn't need information out of him, I'd say gag him as well. We need to make sure he doesn't speak any more of those blasted spells." Once the bugger is tied up, he mumbles to himself, "New appreciation for what those Halflings deal with..."

"Goblin treasure? How many other goblins are there? How many more shrink people like you?" Looking up at the others, he says, "If he has the stolen goods, that's probably the best bet."

 

[InVinoVeritas]

Jojo looks up, stunned at the question.

"Oh, uh... hundreds! Thousands! Many goblin armies, they watch you right now ready to make backpacks with your stomachs if you hurt Jojo! They all shrink you very small, stick you all in stomach backpack! They feed you to mice! Uh..."

Jojo looks around.

"Jojo just show you where treasure is now and big humans let Jojo go, yes?"

 

[Scott DeWar]

For some reason, Vincenzo is feeling the claim of Jojo as to the goblin army to be of dubious fact.

 

[deisenhut]

"If there are thousands of you watching right now, why are we still standing here with you tied up?" Turning to the rest of the group, "I say we gag him, put him on a short leash, and let him lead the way."

 

[InVinoVeritas]

You bind Jojo further, and he dejectedly leads you through the woods to a cave. Unsurprisingly, the party is unmolested.

"Goblin treasure in there!"

 

[deisenhut]

"Let's gag him and tie him to a tree so he doesn't cause any problems. Then let's check this cave out."

 

[Scott DeWar]

Vincenzo will take a thick strip of the goblin's 'clothing ' and gag him. He lets someone else tie him to a tree

 

[InVinoVeritas]

Jojo looks aghast as Vincenzo binds him with his clothing. "Please, no! That very expensive velvet! Haute couture! Mmmph!"

Safely bound, the party descends into the cave. It stinks of goblin, and is covered in goblin detritus, but in one corner, there is indeed a chest, and a large bolt of red velvet.