D&D 5E Magic Items - change/add/remove one word to make a new magic item

[Mad_Jack]

+5 Vorpal Word

Generally wielded by girlfriends, mothers and gossip columnists, this weapon can reduce even the most confident person to pieces in a single attack.
Also allows the wielder to use Vicious Mockery at will.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Ring of Shouting Stars

This ring summons forth 1d4 over-the-hill D-list reality-tv stars who immediately begin throwing all available objects within reach at the target area while swearing loudly and accusing each other of sabotaging their careers.

 

[Maxperson]

Heward's Randy Haversack

Anyone wearing it chases after every member of the opposite sex that is encountered.

 

[rgoodbb]

Immovable Sod - That person you just can't get rid of

Mantle of Spill Resistance - Turn this cloak arount to make a handy bib

Necklace of Prayer Beards - For when you just need to sneak into a temple disguised as an old holy man/dwarf woman

Potion of Dire Breath - Keep your friends far and your enemies further

*uck Blade - uhmm.....

Eyes of minute peeing - ur.....

Mirror of life Crapping - I.....I've got nothing here

 

[Azurewraith]

Namebrand. This flaming longsword is just better than any other because branding.

 

[rgoodbb]

Staff of Dithering – You just can’t seem to get anything done

Sword of Wife Stealing – Because he just can’t seem to get anything done

Talisman of Pure Wood – Stacked to the item above makes it a Sword of Wife Keeping

Sand of Binding – Makes you not want to go, because that would really hurt

Wand of the Bar Mage – Changes your name to beertrix

 

[JonnyP71]

Ewe of Vecna

This scraggy old sheep was once the arch-Lich's pet

 

[Azurewraith]

Folding coat. For those unexpected showers

Or perhaps folding goat for all your lawn mowing needs

 

[BoldItalic]

Wand of Wander - Can be used once a day to get lost in the wilderness on purpose.

Horseshoes of The Zither - Ride to the sound of musical hoof beats

Rod of the Park Keeper - Eliminates litter once a day

Rod of Somebody Might - For those jobs nobody really wants to do

 

[Wednesday Boy]

Robe of the Dude
An elegant robe of velour that only comes in tan. You gain the following benefits while wearing the robe:

- You gain a +3 on ranged attacks using a round boulder
- You can instantly appraise the value of any rug
- Once per day you can evoke a "spirit of chill" to all within a 20 foot radius. Affected creatures must succeed a DC 17 Wisdom save or sit down and abide for 1 hour.

You also gain Favored Enemy: Giant Eagles.