D&D 5E Magic Items - change/add/remove one word to make a new magic item

[Caliban]

Daern's Instant Pillow Fortress. A prototype that Daern made for his children, it takes the form of a throw pillow with a monogrammed "D" on it. Throw it down and utter the command word to create a fluffy fortress of pillows suitable for 3-5 children, or 2-3 adults.

 

[Caliban]

Belt of Dwarf Strength - less well known than the Belt of Giant Strength, this belt grants you the strength of a rather mediocre dwarven warrior. While wearing this belt you have a 16 strength. Plus, you grow a beard regardless of your race, gender, or age or biological status (i.e. being dead, made of stone, made of metal, made of water, made of fire, etc.) and develop an inexplicable desire for dwarven alcohol.

 

[Oofta]

Gauntlets of Ogre Shower: While wearing these gauntlets you can clap your hands over you head you are showered with putrid smelling water that smells vaguely of rotting milk. The strength of your aroma is now the same as that of an ogre.

Your charisma is changed to 7 and intelligence is now 5 until the next long or short rest if a hot bath is available.

 

[Caliban]

Bowl of Demanding Water Elementals - this appears to be a Bowl of Commanding Water Elementals, but when used the elementals summoned are feminine, attractive, and very high maintenance.

Used to a pampered lifestyle, these water elementals demand purified spring water, scented oils, that the water be warmed to a very specific temperature, etc.

On the upside, no normal water elemental will attack them or anyone carrying out their demands, and may end up being roped into doing tasks for them as well if they come within 30'.

 

[Caliban]

Bracers of Offense - While wearing these armguards you have disadvantage on all social checks, as you inadvertently choose the most offensive way of phrasing any question, statement, or command. Furthermore, you have a +2 bonus to damage vs anyone that you have successfully offended, and they have a +2 bonus on attacks to hit you.

 

[MonkeezOnFire]

Amulet of the Plains - allows the wearer to teleport to any area where there are no hills or mountains in a 5 mile radius.

 

[guachi]

Long Word +1. The longest word you've ever heard of plus one letter because it's magic

 

[pdzoch]

Cloak of Misplacement

Cloak of Misplacement
Wondrous Item, rare (requires attunement)

While you wear this cloak, it projects an illusion that makes you appear to be standing in a place near your actual location, causing any creature to have disadvantage on attack rolls against you. However, while wearing this cloak, you are lost and have disadvantage on any check to determine your exact location. If you take damage, the property ceases to function until the start of your next turn. This property is suppressed while you are incapacitated, restrained, or otherwise unable to move. When you removed the cloak, you will discover one random item missing from your person. Item may be found after spending 1d4 hours searching for it or by returning to the last place you were sitting and you will instantly remember where your missing item is.

 

[BoldItalic]

Amulet of Wealth

Your pouch contains 19gp while you wear this amulet. It has no effect on you if your wealth is already 19 or higher.

 

[John R Davis]

Boots of elevenkind

Good for your soccer team