DinoInDisguise
A russian spy disguised as a t-rex.
Pizza is either toast or a cake, not a sandwich.
And yes, the implication is that an "open-face sandwich" is not, in fact, a sandwich.
Edit: a deep-dish pizza probably qualifies as a quiche.
If I stack two pieces of pizza, does it become a sandwich?
Leads to another question, is cereal a soup?
Hmmmm..