D&D General Making a Pizza in a Fantasy world.

[DinoInDisguise]

Pizza is either toast or a cake, not a sandwich.

And yes, the implication is that an "open-face sandwich" is not, in fact, a sandwich.

Edit: a deep-dish pizza probably qualifies as a quiche.

If I stack two pieces of pizza, does it become a sandwich?

Leads to another question, is cereal a soup?

Hmmmm..

 

[Vaalingrade]

Pizza is either toast or a cake, not a sandwich.

And yes, the implication is that an "open-face sandwich" is not, in fact, a sandwich.

Edit: a deep-dish pizza probably qualifies as a quiche.

Not a stew and breadbowl?

 

[GnomeWorks]

If I stack two pieces of pizza, does it become a sandwich?

If you consider pizza to be toast, then yes.

Otherwise no, it is now a two-layer cake.

Note that this is specifically only the case if you are just stacking them: if you are making a calzone, that is a separate thing.

Leads to another question, is cereal a soup?

Soups are salads, so cereal is a salad.

Soups are instead a quiche if served in a bread bowl.

Not a stew and breadbowl?

Stews are salads.

Breadbowls are quiches.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

If there isn't a halfling that's invented every sort of Earth food in your fantasy world, why do you even have halflings around?

 

[GnomeWorks]

If there isn't a halfling that's invented every sort of Earth food in your fantasy world, why do you even have halflings around?

A good argument for deleting halflings from your games.

I am not Tolkien. I am not interested in telling Tolkien's stories. I have different a different background, motivation, and interests compared to Tolkien. I can appreciate his work, but I'm not interested in trying to reproduce his world's feel.

 

[Mind of tempest]

Anachronism isn't an issue.

Flatbread is as old as agriculture. Without Earth-based European fear over nightshade, tomato is a staple crop much earlier.

So the real question is what kind of fantasy toppings you want to get down with. I'm thinking assassin vine and sliced auroch.

auroch is a slightly gamier beef it is just what a cow was supposed to be.

A good argument for deleting halflings from your games.

I am not Tolkien. I am not interested in telling Tolkien's stories. I have different a different background, motivation, and interests compared to Tolkien. I can appreciate his work, but I'm not interested in trying to reproduce his world's feel.

feels like you walked into the wrong thread

 

[Ulorian - Agent of Chaos]

auroch is a slightly gamier beef it is just what a cow was supposed to be.

feels like you walked into the wrong thread

A gnome, a rabbi and a priest walk into a thread...

 

[Vaalingrade]

auroch is a slightly gamier beef it is just what a cow was supposed to be.

I couldn't think of a fantasy meat animal I'd actually want to eat.

most D&D Monsters are disgusting or sapient.

 

[Cordwainer Fish]

If there isn't a halfling that's invented every sort of Earth food in your fantasy world, why do you even have halflings around?

Are Geonee halflings or dwarves?

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

A good argument for deleting halflings from your games.

I am not Tolkien. I am not interested in telling Tolkien's stories. I have different a different background, motivation, and interests compared to Tolkien. I can appreciate his work, but I'm not interested in trying to reproduce his world's feel.

Middle Earth was famous for its fusion cuisine.