"Hey, wait a minute here. If this this is an egg, and it weighs 80 lbs and is only 4x6 (how did that dog pick it up with it's mouth?) do we really want to take it back home? Something that heavy is going to have a very pissed off mother. Something like this is what I'd suspect happened: A green dragon was flying along with her clutch of egg's when some "adventures" much with skills and aptitue much like our own, only more experienced, attacked and drove the green dragon from it's lair. While it was fleeing and grabbing it's clutch, it was attacked from the air. It had to release the egg's during its attack for some reason. The egg's have now fallen to the Oerth. If that green dragon did survive it will come looking for those eggs. When it gets to this egg, it will smell our handling of it and trace us back to our village where it will eat the bride and groom and I don't think that is the a very good wedding present."
"I'm only concerned about bringing something that we collectively concur is an egg. It may not be a green dragon egg. But it's something that is very big. Which means that it's relatives are going to be much bigger than what we can handle."
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How far are we from the town (day, 1/2 day, etc...).
When is the wedding (2 days, next day, 3 weeks)
Can you give a better description of the "egg" as it seems that this thing is a tad heavy for something that is 4 foot x 6 foot - which would be a very large egg. Is it more rocky than egg-like? Is is green like stoplight green, like dark forest green, money green? Is is glowing, is there any markings on it? Anything to indicate that what's inside is anything more than scrambled egg ingrediates for the village wedding party (oh! what a fablous wedding gift we could give - it would feed everybody at the respection.
Kasis Rayg