Memo to all 4th Edition Designers and Developers

[BadMojo]

What? Aeon and furtive, but not "squamous"?!

Kinda like Howard's Conan stories and the word "thews"? Mighty thews, iron thews, ouch I tore a thew.

Thews are the bee's knees.

 

[The Little Raven]

Thews are the bee's knees.

And that's exactly why one of my favorite modern literary characters explicitly states that if he's going to be playing D&D, then he has to have thews. Mighty, bulging thews.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

This is the first time 4E disappoints me.
"genius" is missing from the list, and how can you talk about high quality without using that word?

 

[Eridanis]

This is the first time 4E disappoints me.
"genius" is missing from the list, and how can you talk about high quality without using that word?

That's coming with the first splatbook. Gotta save some cool ^H^H^H^H groovy stuff for later books!

Oh, and the double-aught entry on the die roll table should be "Reroll twice, ignoring this result," of course!

 

[Bagpuss]

Need to add.

the dog's bollocks**



** UK only, do not use "bollocks" alone, unless to refer to an aspect of 3rd Edition we got rid of.

 

[EATherrian]

I'd accept all of the marketing if it was in leet speech, but that's just me.

 

[jaer]

This post is scotterific. Rousetastic to the last drop.

 

[mhensley]

I'd accept all of the marketing if it was in leet speech, but that's just me.

Nah, they should use lolcat speech .

Oh hai. teh dmg dis ar teh best book on rolplayin i has read in mah entire life. srsly. it great. i lurve it. not only r non-fite encounters an traps truly interestin nao an bakd up by awsum mechanics, but teh book haz sum ov teh bestest advice i has evr read on how 2 step behind teh screen an rawk out gud gamin seshun. kthx.

 

[WayneLigon]

I think we should just use 'rouse' in place of most of those words.
"That's a rouse idea."
"Weapons speeds in 4E are very rouse and should add a lot to your game."

 

[evileeyore]

No 'spiffy'?

That's it! 4e has officially cooled my dog, expounded upon my lineage, and revolutionized my desire!