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Book IX
Cordozo – Chapter Eighty – Past Prologue
My original perceptions were flawed. The volcano town we were standing in was pre-eruption, not post-eruption. We were still in the past. Lacking any immediate solution to that particular dilemma, we all went shopping.
We sold what valuable items we could from our planar travails, and then emptied our newly-filled purses on other items of interest. For me, I turned in my stained, blood-soaked magical protective cloak for a shiny new magical protective cloak. Hopefully it will serve me even better than the last one. It certainly cost me many thousands of gold. The shopkeeper’s mind made it clear I was not being cheated and he even gave me a small discount after I haggled with him. I did not mention the fact that I knew in advance how far he was willing to drop his prices. I kept my own counsel on that, and as is manifest, the attorney-client privilege kept myself from disclosing it to him.
After emptying our purses, we set out to fill our bellies, finding a decent establishment to replenish our stores of fat and share our tales of glory with any who cared to share a drink with us. And it just so happened that a familiar face came wandering by, though in a much younger visage.
“Princess! Princess!” shouted Ee from across the room. She looked at us as if it were the first time she ever saw any of us, which of course, it was. She seemed reluctant to sit with us until she looked at me, and then she quickly sat down right next to me, her hip against mine. The visions I saw in her mind would have gotten you several different statutory violations for indecency in most jurisdictions, were they ever to be written down. Of course, since she was psionically active, it was quite likely she wanted to share those visions with me. I tried my best not to try and discern if that were a likely scenario.
As she sat with us, I explained to her, in great detail, who we were, how we got where and when we were, and our prior, future, associations. She seemed very interested by this. So interested, in fact, that she had a proposition for us, one that, fortunately, did not involve her earlier thoughts to me.
Cordozo – Chapter Eighty-One – Princess Proposition
Princess explained to us that she was in the area when she was contacted by an acquaintance who was looking for someone who was missing. Her acquaintance’s name was Anonda, and he was expecting a Cleric of Pelor (my mind noted Marcus’ ears perking up even without turning my attention in his direction) named Damek to replace the former head of a Monestary dedicated to a Shrine of Pelor up in the mountains near Cauldron.
The ground along Damek’s route recently shook, and he has not been seen since he began his journey began approximately one week ago. We were given a map of his origin and destination, and asked to backtrack from the Monestary, to follow his path in reverse, hopefully meeting up with him somewhere on the road between. All good in theory.
I imagined it would not be that simple. I tried to think of ways our employer, apparently an agent of Pelor, would try and betray us. It would have to be either really subtle, like not referring us for new business after the task was complete, or really blatent, like Anonda is actually a demon-lord in disguise, intent on destroying the Monestary, if only he can get the blood of a Pelorian to use for his final sacrifice. Or perhaps he needs two such sacrifices, and hiring us to find Damek is a way to get two Pelorians for the price of one. Needless to say, I did not share this suspicion with Marcus. Let him sleep in peace, blissfully unaware of how evil demons keep hiring us to do their work.
Anonda offered us ten thousand coins of gold to find Damek alive, but only eight thousand gold coins if we found his body. Marcus began to think in his mind how he’d say that we’d do this task for the greater glory of Pelor and would need no payment. I quickly reminded him, “but I’m the one doing the negotiating.” Which I continued. I pulled out my briefcase.
“So, 10,000 gp for Damek’s safe return, 8,000 gp for his dead body. How much of his body do we need, exactly?”
“Uh…” Anonda intoned, before stuttering, “it must be intact.”
“How much, then, for pieces?”
“What?” Anonda exclaimed.
“How much, then, for pieces of his body?” I asked.
“Uh, five thousand gold coins.”
“Right,” I said as I noted that down. “And ok, back to the ten thousand. What if he’s alive, but in a coma.”
“Eight thousand,” Anonda said, somewhat cautiously.
“Right. And if he’s, say, turned to stone,” I asked, trying my best to keep from making eye contact with Ee.
“Eight thousand,” Anonda replied.
“Ok then, it sounds like we have all of the details worked out. If you’ll just sign here, sign here, initial here, and give me your seal, we are all set.” I said to him as I laid forth my duly drafted, and fully legally binding contract, in all known jurisdictions, in front of him.
Anonda mumbled something and signed.
“Great, now we’re going to go find you one Cleric of Pelor named Damek!” I exclaimed.
And so we were off.
Cordozo – Chapter Eighty-Two – One last stop on the way out of town
Before we left town on our task, we located our recently found angels to inquire about the nature of the artifact that brought us to them and, more importantly, to inquire about just what we needed to do to return to our own timeframe beyond just waiting.
Neither of them had any clue it could do such a thing in the first place, so they indicated they would research that question and get back to us.
Not waiting for any further explanation, we then went on our way up to the Monestary.
Cordozo – Chapter Eighty-Three – Monastic life, then life on the road
After two and a half days of travel, we found ourselves standing before the “Mountain View” Monestary. Not a very clever name, but then monks are not known for their clever advertising. I wonder if they are in need of legal counsel. I resolved to ask them once I had negotiations in my favor (from having their Cleric in my back pocket, freshly rescued).
Marcus offered to bless the shrine, which was declined, but he did pray there, giving him that fresh from Pelor feeling that always puts him in a good mood. Then we hit the road yet again.
The first day led to nothing but sore feet. But the second day led to something rather more interesting.
Laid out in front of us was a huge pile of rubble, fifty feet high, that completely obscured the mountain road we were upon. Making my body nimble and light, I walked up to the top and saw that the rubble extended as far as the eye could see. Ground shaking, indeed.
I looked at the ground, and thought how nice it would be to have all of those boulders cleared away, so our journey on the road would be somewhat less painful on my feet than it already was. Much to my surprise, as I thought it, it happened, and the boulder vanished, replaced with a pile of dust. “That could be useful,” I thought to myself. I then told my companions that, were they willing to wait three weeks, I could clear out the boulders for them, one by one. They declined my offer.
Instead, they all joined hands with Krynyn and then turned into the wind, literally, and walked across the sky, over the rubble, while I walked on the boulders behind them. “I’m going to need a new pair of boots,” I thought to myself as I followed the wispy forms of my airborne companions.
Cordozo – Chapter Eighty – Past Prologue
My original perceptions were flawed. The volcano town we were standing in was pre-eruption, not post-eruption. We were still in the past. Lacking any immediate solution to that particular dilemma, we all went shopping.
We sold what valuable items we could from our planar travails, and then emptied our newly-filled purses on other items of interest. For me, I turned in my stained, blood-soaked magical protective cloak for a shiny new magical protective cloak. Hopefully it will serve me even better than the last one. It certainly cost me many thousands of gold. The shopkeeper’s mind made it clear I was not being cheated and he even gave me a small discount after I haggled with him. I did not mention the fact that I knew in advance how far he was willing to drop his prices. I kept my own counsel on that, and as is manifest, the attorney-client privilege kept myself from disclosing it to him.
After emptying our purses, we set out to fill our bellies, finding a decent establishment to replenish our stores of fat and share our tales of glory with any who cared to share a drink with us. And it just so happened that a familiar face came wandering by, though in a much younger visage.
“Princess! Princess!” shouted Ee from across the room. She looked at us as if it were the first time she ever saw any of us, which of course, it was. She seemed reluctant to sit with us until she looked at me, and then she quickly sat down right next to me, her hip against mine. The visions I saw in her mind would have gotten you several different statutory violations for indecency in most jurisdictions, were they ever to be written down. Of course, since she was psionically active, it was quite likely she wanted to share those visions with me. I tried my best not to try and discern if that were a likely scenario.
As she sat with us, I explained to her, in great detail, who we were, how we got where and when we were, and our prior, future, associations. She seemed very interested by this. So interested, in fact, that she had a proposition for us, one that, fortunately, did not involve her earlier thoughts to me.
Cordozo – Chapter Eighty-One – Princess Proposition
Princess explained to us that she was in the area when she was contacted by an acquaintance who was looking for someone who was missing. Her acquaintance’s name was Anonda, and he was expecting a Cleric of Pelor (my mind noted Marcus’ ears perking up even without turning my attention in his direction) named Damek to replace the former head of a Monestary dedicated to a Shrine of Pelor up in the mountains near Cauldron.
The ground along Damek’s route recently shook, and he has not been seen since he began his journey began approximately one week ago. We were given a map of his origin and destination, and asked to backtrack from the Monestary, to follow his path in reverse, hopefully meeting up with him somewhere on the road between. All good in theory.
I imagined it would not be that simple. I tried to think of ways our employer, apparently an agent of Pelor, would try and betray us. It would have to be either really subtle, like not referring us for new business after the task was complete, or really blatent, like Anonda is actually a demon-lord in disguise, intent on destroying the Monestary, if only he can get the blood of a Pelorian to use for his final sacrifice. Or perhaps he needs two such sacrifices, and hiring us to find Damek is a way to get two Pelorians for the price of one. Needless to say, I did not share this suspicion with Marcus. Let him sleep in peace, blissfully unaware of how evil demons keep hiring us to do their work.
Anonda offered us ten thousand coins of gold to find Damek alive, but only eight thousand gold coins if we found his body. Marcus began to think in his mind how he’d say that we’d do this task for the greater glory of Pelor and would need no payment. I quickly reminded him, “but I’m the one doing the negotiating.” Which I continued. I pulled out my briefcase.
“So, 10,000 gp for Damek’s safe return, 8,000 gp for his dead body. How much of his body do we need, exactly?”
“Uh…” Anonda intoned, before stuttering, “it must be intact.”
“How much, then, for pieces?”
“What?” Anonda exclaimed.
“How much, then, for pieces of his body?” I asked.
“Uh, five thousand gold coins.”
“Right,” I said as I noted that down. “And ok, back to the ten thousand. What if he’s alive, but in a coma.”
“Eight thousand,” Anonda said, somewhat cautiously.
“Right. And if he’s, say, turned to stone,” I asked, trying my best to keep from making eye contact with Ee.
“Eight thousand,” Anonda replied.
“Ok then, it sounds like we have all of the details worked out. If you’ll just sign here, sign here, initial here, and give me your seal, we are all set.” I said to him as I laid forth my duly drafted, and fully legally binding contract, in all known jurisdictions, in front of him.
Anonda mumbled something and signed.
“Great, now we’re going to go find you one Cleric of Pelor named Damek!” I exclaimed.
And so we were off.
Cordozo – Chapter Eighty-Two – One last stop on the way out of town
Before we left town on our task, we located our recently found angels to inquire about the nature of the artifact that brought us to them and, more importantly, to inquire about just what we needed to do to return to our own timeframe beyond just waiting.
Neither of them had any clue it could do such a thing in the first place, so they indicated they would research that question and get back to us.
Not waiting for any further explanation, we then went on our way up to the Monestary.
Cordozo – Chapter Eighty-Three – Monastic life, then life on the road
After two and a half days of travel, we found ourselves standing before the “Mountain View” Monestary. Not a very clever name, but then monks are not known for their clever advertising. I wonder if they are in need of legal counsel. I resolved to ask them once I had negotiations in my favor (from having their Cleric in my back pocket, freshly rescued).
Marcus offered to bless the shrine, which was declined, but he did pray there, giving him that fresh from Pelor feeling that always puts him in a good mood. Then we hit the road yet again.
The first day led to nothing but sore feet. But the second day led to something rather more interesting.
Laid out in front of us was a huge pile of rubble, fifty feet high, that completely obscured the mountain road we were upon. Making my body nimble and light, I walked up to the top and saw that the rubble extended as far as the eye could see. Ground shaking, indeed.
I looked at the ground, and thought how nice it would be to have all of those boulders cleared away, so our journey on the road would be somewhat less painful on my feet than it already was. Much to my surprise, as I thought it, it happened, and the boulder vanished, replaced with a pile of dust. “That could be useful,” I thought to myself. I then told my companions that, were they willing to wait three weeks, I could clear out the boulders for them, one by one. They declined my offer.
Instead, they all joined hands with Krynyn and then turned into the wind, literally, and walked across the sky, over the rubble, while I walked on the boulders behind them. “I’m going to need a new pair of boots,” I thought to myself as I followed the wispy forms of my airborne companions.
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