Blutspitze
Explorer
Finding several more full tankards, Falk proceeds to continue his endeavor to become approximately 30% alcohol (by volume).
BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The..... BUAHAHA!!! ...........Horned....... gir.......BUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *Ahem*. Wait. Thassssss not vury funny.
Falk appears unable to normally blink, opting instead for winking with either eye alternately.
'Ey!! 'EY!!! Ok... huuuurs what we're gunnnnnna do. YOU!! Pointing to Surge. We can pretend that you're, like, a guy that we found.... And... and.... waiiiiit..... Falk proceeds to let out a massive beltch, quite unlike anything the world has ever known. Ahhhhhhh... much better. So... RIGHT! YOU!! You... YoU can be our, like, prisioner type guy. The rest of us could blend into this rag tag group well 'nuff, and you can be our ticket past any guardssss.sss...sss...sss...ssss.s. His voice trails off and his eyes shut most of the way.... WAAAHHH! Yes! Then, once we're innnnssss... we find what's-'is-face... and GRAB 'IM!!!! YESSS!! More drinks!!!!
He seems to be close to his goal...
BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The..... BUAHAHA!!! ...........Horned....... gir.......BUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *Ahem*. Wait. Thassssss not vury funny.
Falk appears unable to normally blink, opting instead for winking with either eye alternately.
'Ey!! 'EY!!! Ok... huuuurs what we're gunnnnnna do. YOU!! Pointing to Surge. We can pretend that you're, like, a guy that we found.... And... and.... waiiiiit..... Falk proceeds to let out a massive beltch, quite unlike anything the world has ever known. Ahhhhhhh... much better. So... RIGHT! YOU!! You... YoU can be our, like, prisioner type guy. The rest of us could blend into this rag tag group well 'nuff, and you can be our ticket past any guardssss.sss...sss...sss...ssss.s. His voice trails off and his eyes shut most of the way.... WAAAHHH! Yes! Then, once we're innnnssss... we find what's-'is-face... and GRAB 'IM!!!! YESSS!! More drinks!!!!
He seems to be close to his goal...
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