(meta)physics question....

[Mycanid]

Well, "weird" is pretty close.

Accuracy my good sir JDVN1, accuracy is a wonderful thing.

Of course, I won't be TOO stringent about the definition and all.

 

[Heckler]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a buttered cat?

 

[Jesus_marley]

That's an old joke, dude. I hope you didn't think you actually were the first to come up with that....

Of course not... but one must revisit the classics every so often. It helps to bring new perspectives...

 

[Michael Silverbane]

By the way, how many ways are there to skin a cat?

Two. There are two ways to skin a cat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a buttered cat?

Well, let's find out.

(lick) one.
(lick) twho.
(crunch) three.

Three.

This message has been brought to you by the Society for putting Catsup on Buttered Animals.

Later
silver

 

[papastebu]

A corallary to Murphy's Law states that "The chances of a piece of buttered toast landing facedown on the floor are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet." I submit that, if there is no carpet, there cannot be any toast. The cat, therefore, is irrelevant.

 

[Aurora]

That's an old joke, dude. I hope you didn't think you actually were the first to come up with that....

Later,

Atavar

"Every party has a pooper that why we invited you....."

 

[Aurora]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a buttered cat?

Ew. It would be all furry and gooey just like......never mind.

 

[Aeson]

Ew. It would be all furry and gooey just like......never mind.

Spill it. Like what?

 

[Nyaricus]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a buttered cat?

I have not idea, but the hairballs must be atrocious

 

[Angel Tarragon]

This thread is one giant laugh fest!