Metropolis - The Weight of the World (and Found Wanting)

[Phoenix]

*ROARS WITH LAUGHTER*

You know Bront, I may do a lot of nasty things in this game...but just remember that you we the first to get smutty on us...

 

[Bront]

What? A bedroom would have warm sheets, perhaps a fireplace, and likely not be so cold.

Spoiler

Honestly, that's what I though, you perv

 

[Fenris]

What? A bedroom would have warm sheets, perhaps a fireplace, and likely not be so cold.

Spoiler

Honestly, that's what I though, you perv

All the better to remove all those wet garments.

 

[Phoenix]

All the better to remove all those wet garments.

Arrrgh! Unclean! Unclean!

Because of you this tale will never be told as a Sunday Afternoon Movie! My life's work is ruined....

...unless...

...begins awful 70s adult film music...

 

[Bront]

Because of you this tale will never be told as a Sunday Afternoon Movie! My life's work is ruined....

Yes, because, of course, all of this up to that moment was a loving story about a girl and her... sceptre.

And how can we forget that loving seen with her and Ham.

...begins awful 70s adult film music...

Bring in the Dwarves!

 

[Phoenix]

Oops...

Was it bad to walk into the lair of the BBEG this early in the game?

Oh well, let's see what happens from here then...

 

[Bront]

I can hear the irate thumping now...

 

[Phoenix]

I can hear the irate thumping now...

Should I make it clear that though dead as a doornail, Ymris may continue to be played?

 

[GlassEye]

Should I make it clear that though dead as a doornail, Ymris may continue to be played?

Yes, you should. I hadn't posted up until this point because I wasn't entirely sure how much leeway I had in posting (and I've had lots of things conspiring to keep me away from the computer...).

And dang, I never even got the chance to say, "It's only a fleshwound!"

 

[Phoenix]

Yes, you should. I hadn't posted up until this point because I wasn't entirely sure how much leeway I had in posting (and I've had lots of things conspiring to keep me away from the computer...).

And dang, I never even got the chance to say, "It's only a fleshwound!"

That's awful...awful, awful, awful...

Why do we not have censors on this board???

Apart from the fact they'd probably site ban me...