Mind Flayer Haikus

[alsih2o]

i do like dwarf brains
but it pains my back so much
to eat while bending

i ate the soft brains
taken from a rust monster
so high in iron

chaotic evil
and a paladin also
a balanced diet

hair caught in my maw
one of the many problems
of meals that still squirm

 

[Maerdwyn]

Breathless, I covet
The tentacles' coming touch.
Soon I shall join them.

Pickles, Ice Cream and
Alien Calimari:
Wife's pregnant cravings

 

[Eridanis]

Springtime, Underdark;
Young illithid's fancies turn
To elf brains. Slurp, slurp!

 

[Cedric]

Tentacled Horrors
Feasting on the living brains
Still they look stupid

 

[Oni]

crack open the skull
greatest of pleasures within
delight, thought for food

 

[generalizeddice]

I See Your Small Mind
Bursting with Slimy goodness
Come Here Happy Meal!

With Captured Deep Gnomes
Let's Sit by the Elder Brain
And Have a Picnic

 

[Sejs]

Delicious, your thoughts
I feast with delight. Gah! Damn!
Hair caught in my teeth.

 

[Angcuru]

I go to dinner,
I order calimari,
I see Illithid.

 

[seasong]

Brain juice is carnal,
I taste your skull, inside-out,
I love how you think.
- from Very Short Memoirs for Very Short Lived Love Affairs

 

[Phasmus]

Observe the food chain:
See, Illithid are on top.
Nobody eats our brains.

Once, the planes were ours.
The Gith slaves rebelled and won.
A minor setback.

Zombies munch brains too.
They are foul competition.
Flay necromancers!

Why do you fight back?
You are destined to serve us.
Or be served to us.