Mind Flayer Haikus

[Moe Ronalds]

As I slurp his brain
A thought enters into mine
This IS like chicken

I wrap around quick
but my tentacles burn hot
ing ooze masters

 

[jgbrowning]

My Identity
Is too unique for people
To use. Bugger Off!

joe b.

 

[Ace]

Come on now.. you know you want it..

This is so wrong but I can't help myself


warm good and moist

brains are the best food of all

a cerebral snack

 

[Piratecat]

It needs to be 5-7-5, Ace!

I hate guests that are
coated with psi-active slime
It stains the damn couch.

Run faster my prey
Brains taste all that much better
seasoned with terror.

Elves are my favorite
Damn! But I'm always hungry
an hour later.

 

[Kilmore]

A sahaguin!
Momma always did tell me
that fish is brain food.

What is that up there?
Intellect Devourer
now we both hungry

This one has a tab
Grab on the hair braid and pull
Kender taste funny.

 

[Kilmore]

Piratekitty brains!
Too good to eat all at once.
Slice it into steaks.

No barbarians!
They are all too dense for me.
They make my teeth hurt.

 

[Malin Genie]

Another name for
Prefrontal lobotomy:
My afternoon snack

Corpus callosum
Brains like Scotch finger biscuits
Fun to share with friends

 

[Zhure]

Barbarian brains
tasty but not so filling
fattening junk food

Ranger skulls opened
oozing liquid mushy parts
doesn't taste shafted

(edit - redux)

Favored Enemy
Ranger skulls opened mushy
Flavored enemy

 

[Harlock]

I like to eat brains
I really like to eat brains
*SLURP*
See? I really do!

Hoping the sound affect doesn't count as a syllable.

And...

Lashing out I wrap
your skull tenderly: caress
of feeding and death.

If you prefer thoughts not to be broken up over differeing lines then...

Cthulhu, you rock!
I'm glad we look similar.
Hastur, Hastur, Has -

 

[Nareau]

Pinky is my name.
Pinky, Pinky and the Brain.
Except I'm no mouse.

Brains make me thirsty.
Hey bartender, what's on tap?
Yum, spinal fluid!

Do dumb folks taste bad?
Do smart people taste better?
This is food for thought.

Brains can make you fat
So how do I stay so thin?
Metabolism

Children called me names:
Squid-head! Brain-suck! Nasty Fiend!
But now they just drool.

My name is Henry.
I'm an Illithid Lich-Lord.
You're perfectly safe.