Mind Flayer Haikus

[Mathew_Freeman]

How to eat their brains?
Knife, fork, and tentacles are
The best of buddies.

Good seasoning is
Hard to find. I feel that I
Like cherry blossoms.

Because no haiku competition is finished without one that has 'cherry blossoms' in it!

 

[Privateer]

We, the Illithids
Are no longer Oh-Gee-Cee
There goes our hey-day...

These foolish people
Their brains are tasteless and bland
Read a book, would ya?

We have no gender
But what you don't know is brains
Are better then sex

We are tyrants? Ha!
Do we call you tyrants for
Herding your cattle?

And now some more Mind Flayer poetry...
"I eat my brains with honey, I've done it all my life..."

 

[Ace]

Re: Re: Mind Flayer Haikus

This is so wrong but I can't help myself


warm good and moist

brains are the best food of all

a cerebral snack

HMM On second thought the first line is off --

Maybe it should be


warm (1) good (1) and (1) so (1) moist (1)

brains (1) are (1) the (1) best (1) food (1) of (1) all (1)

a (1) cerebral (3) snack (1)

Sorry PC

 

[Ashy]

I have to say, "I taste like sushi" and "Hind-flayer" are classic. And, of course, Sialia shows up and writes real poetry for us!

Does best Elvis voice, "Thank you, thank-you-very-much."

::lip curl::

 

[Ashy]

We are tyrants? Ha!
Do we call you tyrants for
Herding your cattle?

::Applauds:: BRAVO!

 

[WayneLigon]

Who said a mind is
a terrible thing to taste?
A little thyme, please.

 

[grimslade]

Illithaiku

Probing your grey folds
tentacle-tickling shudders
whet my appetite