Missoula Mad Dies Breaking into Hobby Store

[paradox42]

That assumes there are skinny gamers.

I resemble that remark. 5'11" and 145 pounds here.

Not sure what that translates to in metric, for our non-US friends. But it does mean skinny.



What? High metabolism. Won the genetic lottery.

 

[werk]

Un-flipping believable.


Who would have thunk it- fat big guy getting stuck in an air duct.....

S...S...Santa?

 

[Olaf the Stout]

Un-flipping believable.


Who would have thunk it- fat big guy getting stuck in an air duct.....


Lesson for next time- bring KY gel or something of the sort....

You are a bad person for making me think about fat men and KY Jelly!

Olaf the Stout

 

[Ranger REG]

To me this is just sad, sad, sad. Especially as he had a wife and children....

Somebody married him? :\

Wow, some bachelor gamers here do have hope.

 

[IcyCool]

OMG! Kenny killed himself!

I ... I think I've met the guy at the local gaming convention. If he's who I'm thinking of, I'm surprised he was married, because as far as I know, the guy still lived in his parent's basement. Huh.

 

[Tewligan]

"(Gasp)Worst...suffocation...ever! (Wheeze, die)"

 

[Treebore]

Un-flipping believable.


Who would have thunk it- fat big guy getting stuck in an air duct.....


Lesson for next time- bring KY gel or something of the sort....

I would hope the lesson for next time would be:






Don't do it.


If he does have a wife and kids I hope the kids aren't his.

Could you imagine having to go through life knowing you had a dad who asphyxiated himself trying to break into....

TaDaaaa!

A gaming/hobby store?

Do you think they will ever tell the truth about how their dad died?

I sure wouldn't.

 

[Ranger REG]

I resemble that remark. 5'11" and 145 pounds here.

Not sure what that translates to in metric, for our non-US friends. But it does mean skinny.

What? High metabolism. Won the genetic lottery.

And you're wasting that high metabolism playing D&D? That's sadder than the fat guy in their air duct.

 

[paradox42]

And you're wasting that high metabolism playing D&D? That's sadder than the fat guy in their air duct.

Who said anything about wasting it? My high metabolism just means I don't need exercise the way most people do to stay thin. And in fact I am a rather fidgety individual, and I have been working for UPS for a year and a half... so, exercise can and does happen.

I could mention other types of exercise I get reasonably often (when I bother to go through the motions of initiating it), but it's not Grandma-friendly.

 

[Ranger REG]

Who said anything about wasting it? My high metabolism just means I don't need exercise the way most people do to stay thin. And in fact I am a rather fidgety individual, and I have been working for UPS for a year and a half... so, exercise can and does happen.

I hope so, with so many big-screen HD TVs being ordered these days.

I could mention other types of exercise I get reasonably often (when I bother to go through the motions of initiating it), but it's not Grandma-friendly.

Well, I don't expect you to be friendly with your Grandma when you're doing it.