Missoula Mad Dies Breaking into Hobby Store


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What I'd like to know is what the rest of the dead guy's game (heh heh) plan was. He sounds like he'd played one too many d20 modern games; cutting the phone and electricity lines to deprive the store's security system of power, bringing a ladder to climb up onto the roof, gaining access to the ventilation ducts up there. All he forgot was the 80's style physical-training montage (performed with the A-team theme song playing in the background) to get himself into shape for his stealthy entry. I'd be curious to know what else he had in mind once he got through the ducts.

The real question though is what was he after exactly? What items in a game store were, in his mind, worth breaking into the place and risking getting caught? Was he after sealed crates of Blood War minis? Perhaps an ultra rare Yu-gi-oh or Magic card that he'd been salivating over for months? The store owner's prized Wolverine #1 hanging behind the counter? What was the draw? :confused:
Goldmoon said:
I'm having a good-ass day today and so I feel kinda hot.
You go girl! *effeminatly snaps fingers*
 
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Goldmoon said:
I'm having a good-ass day today and so I feel kinda hot.

So, what exactly is involved with a "good-ass" day. Please describe in detail, and include pictures if possible.

Edit - And what does it mean to have a "bad-ass" day? Should that be taken doublespeak-wise?
 

IcyCool said:
So, what exactly is involved with a "good-ass" day. Please describe in detail, and include pictures if possible.

Edit - And what does it mean to have a "bad-ass" day? Should that be taken doublespeak-wise?

It means that it looks good today, even in BDU's and it's nice and springy today. Go ME!
A bad-ass day means it looks big and fat no matter what I'm wearing and to make a joke about it on that day may spell imminent doom for you.
 



Ambrus said:
What I'd like to know is what the rest of the dead guy's game (heh heh) plan was. He sounds like he'd played one too many d20 modern games; cutting the phone and electricity lines to deprive the store's security system of power, bringing a ladder to climb up onto the roof, gaining access to the ventilation ducts up there. All he forgot was the 80's style physical-training montage (performed with the A-team theme song playing in the background) to get himself into shape for his stealthy entry. I'd be curious to know what else he had in mind once he got through the ducts.

The real question though is what was he after exactly? What items in a game store were, in his mind, worth breaking into the place and risking getting caught? Was he after sealed crates of Blood War minis? Perhaps an ultra rare Yu-gi-oh or Magic card that he'd been salivating over for months? The store owner's prized Wolverine #1 hanging behind the counter? What was the draw? :confused:

We should start calling the FLGS in Missoula... "Hi, my name's Eric Noah, I'm a reporter for an online news source and I had some questions about the incident that happened there involving Kenneth Ellingson. The story was picked up and distributed by Reuters, but our readers, would like to know more about what happened."

Think that could work?
 

I too find this hilarious. The guy risked his freedom, not to mention his life, for a hobby. What a retard. His wife will most likely remarry and his kids will finally get a decent role-model for a father... so things ain't that bad.
 

werk said:
Think that could work?
Maybe, though I suspect it's just as likely to backfire since most hobby store owners may very well be familiar with ENworld.

You know, this leads me to want to treat life as if it were just some elaborate D20 Modern LARP. When the cops show up to arrest me for some illegal act I could just tell them "It's okay, I'm just playing my character; he's a 14th level ninja." :cool:
 

Waldorf said:
I too find this hilarious. The guy risked his freedom, not to mention his life, for a hobby. What a retard. His wife will most likely remarry and his kids will finally get a decent role-model for a father... so things ain't that bad.

And perhaps a decient Role-player for a father as well. ;)
 

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