Most embarassing gaming moment?

[Vraille Darkfang]

Early on in my relationship with my fiance, I had planned on an all weekend gaming session with other friends, unbeknownst to her. The night of, upon returning home from work, I found her in my dorm room, on my bed, gothed out in a hot leather skirt and made up to seduce. Oblivious to her feminine wiles, I said "Hey, wanna go play D&D with us?"

Umm, THAT is gaming dedication my friend. Or really, really, really poor Sense Motive check.

Passing up sex for ye old d20. Of course, did she inokve Power Word-Couch, after you finally got home? Trully an inspiring story, Though not as inspiring as the fact she's still going to marry you. Find a Charm Person spell or something.

 

[John Morrow]

Though not as inspiring as the fact she's still going to marry you. Find a Charm Person spell or something.

There is a saying that, "Men marry women hoping that they will never change. Women marry men hoping that they will."

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

I once walked out of a game I was DMing when a girl I was only seeing casually showed up and asked did I want to go with her to a club where a "sexiest eating a banana" contest was being held. I left my notes, DM screen and everything...just got up and left. There was no way I was missing that.

 

[Lasher Dragon]

Umm, THAT is gaming dedication my friend. Or really, really, really poor Sense Motive check.

Passing up sex for ye old d20. Of course, did she inokve Power Word-Couch, after you finally got home? Trully an inspiring story, Though not as inspiring as the fact she's still going to marry you. Find a Charm Person spell or something.

Actually, that could very well be the reason they are married now. Nothing entices a woman like a man who can say no.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

For me, it was when I was DMing, and told the group that the room they'd just entered had a burning brassiere

Ah, the old "Against the Feminist Amazones" Module. The "new spells" section rocked. Power Word: Iron is a kick ass spell! And the magic items, with the Toilet Seat of Warding that exploded when you left it up.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Actually, that could very well be the reason they are married now. Nothing entices a woman like a man who can say no.

Doesn't bode well for DungeonmasterCal, then, does it?

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Doesn't bode well for DungeonmasterCal, then, does it?

Married 15 years this October..lol...

Not to "Banana Girl", though.

 

[Lasher Dragon]

Married 15 years this October..lol...

Not to "Banana Girl", though.

Ahh but do you ever daydream about "Banana Girl"?

LMAO

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Ahh but do you ever daydream about "Banana Girl"?

LMAO

**Invokes the Fifth Amendment**

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

...Realizing that the other players have no idea what he is talking about he attempts to cover himself by saying "Well, they're in a sack..." At which point one of the other gamers squats to do a reenactment of the scene complete with vocalizations and facial gestures.

It was quite some time before we got started again.

Can't...stop...laughing...must...breathe...