Movie Quotes Fun!

[Mark]

Well, it's about time for another round of "Movie Quotes Fun!" Why? Because one just came to mind...

Name a shrub after me - something prickley and hard to eradicate. - Capt. Jack Aubrey (from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World)

How about it?

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off. - Harris Telemacher (Steve Martin) from the film L.A. Story.

 

[Gomez]

"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!" Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Corman), Blazing Saddles.

 

[Staffan]

This is not technically a movie quote, but since I saw it just the other day:
"This is ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw, or be destroyed."
"Negative. We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ships."
"Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else."
- Delenn and captain Drake, Babylon 5 episode 3.10, Severed Dreams

 

[KenM]

"May the Force be with you." I forgot who said it and the movie for some reason.

 

[Templetroll]

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Brigid O'Shaughnessy: "I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know. "
Sam Spade: "You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere. "

Maltese Falcon

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!" Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Corman), Blazing Saddles.

And of course, that brings to mind...

"A black sherrif?!" -mob

"Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles!" - Ahchoo (Dave Chappelle) , Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

 

[mojo1701]

"There's more to life than a little money, ya know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are. And it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it."
- Marge Gunderson (Frances McDormand), after arresting Gaear Grimsrud.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Not from a movie, but a TV show (Lois & Clark: The New Advetures of Superman).

"This better be good, I'm in a bad mood!"
- Bruce Campbell

 

[Angel Tarragon]

"Mummies. Why does it always have have to be mummies?"
- Brendan Fraser, The Mummy Returns

"Honey, what are you doin'? These guys don't use doors!"
- Brendan Fraser, The Mummy Returns