Movie Quotes Fun!
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CalicoDave
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"Do you know anything about a guy going around playing the harmonica? He's someone you'd remember. Instead of talking, he plays. And when he better play, he talks."
- Cheyenne, Once Upon a Time in the West
- Cheyenne, Once Upon a Time in the West
zepherus
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Two from one of my favorites...
Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
Jamie: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
The Outlaw Josey Wales ( 1976, Clint Eastwood )
The second one actually came out during a game, when the LG Cleric wanted to take the time to bury the creatures we had killed...the quote came from the halfling rogue!![:]](http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png "Devious :]")
Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
Jamie: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
The Outlaw Josey Wales ( 1976, Clint Eastwood )
The second one actually came out during a game, when the LG Cleric wanted to take the time to bury the creatures we had killed...the quote came from the halfling rogue!
Dark Jezter
First Post
Dirty Harry: "I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
District Attourney: "You're lucky I'm not indicting you for assault with intent to commit murder."
Dirty Harry: "What?"
District Attourney: "Where the hell does it say that you've got a right to kick down doors, torture suspects, deny medical attention and legal counsel? Where have you been? Does Escobedo ring a bell? Miranda? I mean, you must have heard of the Fourth Amendment. What I'm saying is that man had rights."
Dirty Harry: "Well, I'm all broken up over that man's rights."
Dirty Harry (1971, Clint Eastwood)
Lloyd Christmas: "We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off!"
Harry Dunn: "And then she dumps me right out of the blue."
Lloyd Christmas: "Did she give you a reason?"
Harry Dunn: "Yeah. I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough, I dunno: I wasn't really paying attention."
Lloyd Christmas: "What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?"
Mary Swanson: "Not good."
Lloyd Christmas: "Not good like one in a hundred?"
Mary Swanson: "More like one in a million."
Lloyd Christmas: "...So you're telling me there's a chance? YEAH!!!"
Lloyd Christmas: "We need to go someplace warm, where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen."
Harry Dunn: "I dunno, Lloyd, the French are ***holes."
Harry Dunn: "What's in the briefcase?"
Lloyd Christmas: "Man, I'd have to be some kind of lowlife to go rooting around in someone else's private property."
Harry Dunn: "Is it locked?"
Lloyd Christmas: "Yeah, really well."
Dumb & Dumber (1994, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels)
(Ahh Dumb & Dumber, one of my favorite comedies of all time.
)
District Attourney: "You're lucky I'm not indicting you for assault with intent to commit murder."
Dirty Harry: "What?"
District Attourney: "Where the hell does it say that you've got a right to kick down doors, torture suspects, deny medical attention and legal counsel? Where have you been? Does Escobedo ring a bell? Miranda? I mean, you must have heard of the Fourth Amendment. What I'm saying is that man had rights."
Dirty Harry: "Well, I'm all broken up over that man's rights."
Dirty Harry (1971, Clint Eastwood)
Lloyd Christmas: "We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off!"
Harry Dunn: "And then she dumps me right out of the blue."
Lloyd Christmas: "Did she give you a reason?"
Harry Dunn: "Yeah. I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough, I dunno: I wasn't really paying attention."
Lloyd Christmas: "What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?"
Mary Swanson: "Not good."
Lloyd Christmas: "Not good like one in a hundred?"
Mary Swanson: "More like one in a million."
Lloyd Christmas: "...So you're telling me there's a chance? YEAH!!!"
Lloyd Christmas: "We need to go someplace warm, where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen."
Harry Dunn: "I dunno, Lloyd, the French are ***holes."
Harry Dunn: "What's in the briefcase?"
Lloyd Christmas: "Man, I'd have to be some kind of lowlife to go rooting around in someone else's private property."
Harry Dunn: "Is it locked?"
Lloyd Christmas: "Yeah, really well."
Dumb & Dumber (1994, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels)
(Ahh Dumb & Dumber, one of my favorite comedies of all time.
)
Tonguez
A suffusion of yellow
Chewbacca: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.
(yep best quote in the whole series)
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.
(yep best quote in the whole series)
Filby
First Post
Watts: I've been thinking a lot lately about you and me and I came to a conclusion that I didn't want to deal with, but now that we've talked I can't hide it anymore. I think we would get along much better if we didn't spend so much time together.
Keith: Why?
Watts: Because I'm driving you crazy, and you're driving me crazy, and I would rather not be around you and have you think good things about me, than have you see me and hate me. Because I can't afford to have you hate me, Keith! The only things I care about in this goddamn life are me, my drums, and you... Adios.
-- Some Kind of Wonderful (1987), Mary Stuart Masterson and Eric Stoltz.
Keith: Why?
Watts: Because I'm driving you crazy, and you're driving me crazy, and I would rather not be around you and have you think good things about me, than have you see me and hate me. Because I can't afford to have you hate me, Keith! The only things I care about in this goddamn life are me, my drums, and you... Adios.
-- Some Kind of Wonderful (1987), Mary Stuart Masterson and Eric Stoltz.
Bloodstone Press
Explorer
Sternn?
He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealin', backstabbin, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him! Burning’s too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
--Heavy Metal
He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealin', backstabbin, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him! Burning’s too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
--Heavy Metal
WayneLigon
Adventurer
I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad. -- Marv, Sin City
Mystery Man
First Post
I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big 
~ Steve Martin, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
~ Steve Martin, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
