Movie Quotes Fun!

[Mark]

Good ones.

Here's a bunch, all from the same flick -


The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back. - Decker (Blade Runner)


They don't advertise for killers in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. Ex-killer. - Decker (Blade Runner)


I was quit when I come in here, Bryant, I'm twice as quit now. - Decker (Blade Runner)


I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life, anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die. - Decker (Blade Runner)

 

[Filby]

I can't believe I haven't seen that movie.

 

[fett527]

Ike Clanton: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

Doc Holliday: I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry.

 

[Henry]

You want ones that give personalities? Got a few:

Demolition Man (1993)

Taco Bell Patron: What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era, gratefully forgotten?
John Spartan: I don't know... thanks?


Erwin: We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!

and finally...

Edgar Friendly (Dennis Leary with a name-change): You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

One of the most fun rants ever.

 

[fett527]

And I just couldn't help myself:

Boba Fett: As you wish.

Boba Fett: He's no good to me dead.

Boba Fett: What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.

Boba Fett: Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold.

 

[Wystan]

Remo Williams:

Sensei: Put you hands over your head.
-Proceeds to hit him hard-
Sensei: I did not say to keep them there.

Remo: See you can't even pronounce what's in there.
Sensei: Just because I can pronounce Rat poison does not mean I want to eat it.

 

[Rel]

I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay?

Ahh. Poetry.

 

[DM_Jeff]

Quotification

"There aren't evil guys and innocent guys. It's just... It's just... It's just a bunch of guys."
-Ben Stiller's character in Zero Effect.

"The quest for the grail is not archeology, it's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth. Do you understand me?"
-Sean Connery in Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade.

"Yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny."
-Crispin Glover, Back to the Future.

-DM Jeff

 

[reveal]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarattes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

 

[Maerdwyn]

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
-Both by Kevin Spacey's Verbal, from The Usual Suspects

"Oh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face, 'oooh, you're going to buy my chicken! oooh!'"
"Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?""Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smart***!"
-Charlie and Father, from So I Married an Axe Murderer