Movie Quotes Fun!

[Mystery Man]

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-Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs, all next week on Town Talk!

-Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him as he's repeatedly CRUSHED and MAIMED. Hope you ENJOY IT.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

We've gotten this far and no one has mentioned it yet...so, I guess I'll have to.


"No, Luke...I am your father." - Darth Vader (David Prowse/James Earl Jones)

 

[reveal]

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

 

[Rel]

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

"I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine."

 

[Klaus]

"That's not a moon. That's a space station."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: A New Hope

"I have a bad feeling about this."
- Every single Star Wars movie, including Clone Wars

"Boba Fett?! Boba Fett!?!?! Where???"
KRASH!
"AIIIEEEEEEE!!!!"
"BURP!"
- Han Solo, Boba Fett and the Sarlacc, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

"A JEDI KNIGHT?! I go away for a little while and everyone get delusions of grandeur!"
- Han Solo, upon learning that Luke is a "jedi knight", Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

For good quotes, check out "I'd just as soon kiss a wookie!: The quotable Star Wars". Very funny.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

"I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine."

A great one, but its just not the same without seeing the expression on Lone Star's face when he looks down to check.

 

[Datt]

"AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf****r in the room, accept no substitutes." - Ordell Robbie (Samuel L. Jackson) Jackie Brown

 

[Krieg]

"Fear is nothing more than a feeling. You feel hot, you feel hungry, you feel angry, you feel afraid. Fear can never kill you."
Chiun- Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins

"I must not fear. Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn to see fear's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

---Paul Muad'Dib - Dune

 

[Krieg]

Here's a bunch, all from the same flick -

.../snip/...

(Blade Runner)

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears ... in rain....

Time...to die."

---Roy Batty - Bladerunner

 

[kirinke]

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

From the late, great Douglas Adams....