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Klaus said:
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

"Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets."

---Dante - Clerks
 
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I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die.

First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time...

For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn.

I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life...

You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday

---Lester Burnham - American Beauty


1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

---also Lester Burnam - same film
 

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief.

We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer.

You know how you know that in the water, Chief?

You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent.

They didn't even list us overdue for a week.

Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away.

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces.

You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour.

Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up.

You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn.

I'll never put on a lifejacket again.

So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.

...Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

---Quint - Jaws
 

“Great Spirit and the Maker of All Life. A warrior goes to you swift and straight as an arrow shot into the sun. Welcome him and let him take his place at the council fire of my people. He is Uncas, my son. Tell them to be patient and ask Death for speed; for they are all there but one - I, Chingachgook - Last of the Mohicans.”

---Chingachgook - Last of the Mohicans


"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

---Maximus - Gladiator


"Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE (William Wallace) were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse."

"I AM William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my country men, here, in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?"

"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... Our Freedom!!!"

---William Wallace - Breaveheart



"I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend."

---Red - Shawshank Redemption
 
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The Dude: That rug really tied the room together, man.

Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE!
Smokey: Huh?
Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.
Smokey: Bulls***. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Smokey: Bulls***, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[at the funeral parlor]
Walter Sobchak: Look, just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps!

-- The Big Lebowski.

There are a LOT more, as anyone who has seen this movie would know, but they're not exactly grandma-friendly.
 

Arise! Arise riders of Theoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword day, a red day ere the sun rises!

Ride now, ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world’s ending! DEATH!

King Theoden of Rohan - The Return Of The King
 

Padril said:
Arise! Arise riders of Theoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword day, a red day ere the sun rises!

Ride now, ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world’s ending! DEATH!

King Theoden of Rohan - The Return Of The King

I get the coolshivers every time I see that scene. He also says it in the end of TTT, I believe.

Pulp Fiction is the best movie ever, though.

"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

"This IS a tasty burger!"

"I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."
 

mojo1701 said:
-- The Big Lebowski.

There are a LOT more, as anyone who has seen this movie would know, but they're not exactly grandma-friendly.


"I mean, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos!"

"The Dude abides..."

Best. Movie. EVAR!
 

I've always been partial to...

"History...tradition...culture...these are not concepts, they are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights!" --Darwin Mayflower, Husdon Hawk

and...

"Why did you come to Casablanca, Rick?"
"I came for the waters."
"But Rick, Casablanca is in the middle of the desert."
"I was misinformed." --Capt. Louis Renault and Rick Blaine, Casablanca
 
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Classics from History of the World Part 1:

Soldier: "We're looking for a pack of Trojans!"
Henny Youngman: *snaps fingers* "I just ran out."

Soldier: "He's a eunuch."
Soldier: "He's a eunuch."
Soldier: "He's dead."

Moses: "Behold, I bring unto you these 15..." *crash* "10! 10 commandments!"
 

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