I'm Back!
Hello everyone, I apologize for the extremely long delay; it seemed that the one month hiatus I planned spiraled into two months due to technical difficulties with restoring my internet connection. After numerous tech support calls, one visit by a technician, and countless self-attempted repairs, I stumbled onto my problem last night: while moving my stuff, my $10 network cable was damaged.
Again, I'm sorry for the delay, but I'm more than ready to start again, assuming everyone else still wants to or hasn't moved on or whatever.