My character can beat up your character!

[SpiderMonkey]

Oh yeah? Well mine has an 18/00 Strength. In 3.5. That's right.

 

[Whisper72]

My character is Waldorf. No contest.

Muahahaha... my character is a Gazebo.... it'll kick EVERYBODY's ass...

 

[Slife]

Oh, yeah? Mine's a level 5 kobold!

 

[Allandaros]

Ahem. I'm a GM in Paranoia.

Friend Computer is my character.

You can all go home now.

 

[Zander]

Mine beat the poop out of Chuck Norris, squashed Vin Diesel like a bug, wiped the floor with Gandalf the White and used Yoda as a footstool - all at the same time. And before breakfast. So there!

 

[amethal]

My character uses twin sabres with stupid names and not only slaughters everything in his path but also looks damn cool when doing it, 'cos he's a drow but he's also good .

And if you do manage to kill him I'll just roll up another one exactly the same. But cooler.

 

[hafrogman]

My character's dad can beat up your character's dad.

 

[Mark Hope]

My character's dad is Pun-Pun. Together he and Waldorf can win D&D.

 

[awayfarer]

My current character could drown in a bowl of soup. Everyone else wins.

 

[Umbran]

Ahem. I'm a GM in Paranoia.

Friend Computer is my character.

You can all go home now.

Friend Citizen, the base operating parameters of Alpha Complex are security clearance Ultraviolet. Reference to such parameters to those of lesser security clearance is therefore treason. Please report to your nearest confessional booth for summary excecution. Have a nice daycycle.