My character can beat up your character!
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*as I follow you around the game store*
This one time. I, uh, like had this one Assassin guy. He was, like, 15th level and I TOTALLY played him all the way from 1st level too. So my Assassin, yeah, he had like puh-sigh-onics and could totally like crush your mind and make your molecules vibrate until you freakin died!
His name was Marc. Marc of Deth. Yeah and it was spelled with those two dots over the A like Motley Crue has. Hey, do you like Motley Crue? Cause I have ALL their albums. So Marc had like poisons and LOTS of KNIVES. And you know that think that guy had on that movie Krull? Yeah he had like TEN of those! That's what he liked to do, sneak up on dudes and totally throw that thing and slice their HEADS off!
Yeah. And this one time, Marc got DRUNK and assassinated JUBILEX, you know, that demon guy made of CRAP! And he carried TIAMAT around in a BAG OF HOLDING! Whenver he'd like, you know, get pissed, he would let her out and she would totally kick someone's ASS!
Are you thinking of getting that game? Cause it totally sucks. I played it once.
So yeah, Marc went to all the PLANES. Every one! And he had to kill a god on every one and take their stuff. He had like so many gold pieces he put them in 10,000 portable holes!
Yeah. Marc could totally kick your character's butt. Your guy wouldn't even see him coming.
This one time. I, uh, like had this one Assassin guy. He was, like, 15th level and I TOTALLY played him all the way from 1st level too. So my Assassin, yeah, he had like puh-sigh-onics and could totally like crush your mind and make your molecules vibrate until you freakin died!
His name was Marc. Marc of Deth. Yeah and it was spelled with those two dots over the A like Motley Crue has. Hey, do you like Motley Crue? Cause I have ALL their albums. So Marc had like poisons and LOTS of KNIVES. And you know that think that guy had on that movie Krull? Yeah he had like TEN of those! That's what he liked to do, sneak up on dudes and totally throw that thing and slice their HEADS off!
Yeah. And this one time, Marc got DRUNK and assassinated JUBILEX, you know, that demon guy made of CRAP! And he carried TIAMAT around in a BAG OF HOLDING! Whenver he'd like, you know, get pissed, he would let her out and she would totally kick someone's ASS!
Are you thinking of getting that game? Cause it totally sucks. I played it once.
So yeah, Marc went to all the PLANES. Every one! And he had to kill a god on every one and take their stuff. He had like so many gold pieces he put them in 10,000 portable holes!
Yeah. Marc could totally kick your character's butt. Your guy wouldn't even see him coming.
Joshua Randall
Legend
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The Forsaken One
Explorer
He can...... so 
Nobody likes my character. I even got sent to Ravenloft today
Nobody likes my character. I even got sent to Ravenloft today 
Sound of Azure
Contemplative Soul
My character is a 20th level reporter for the New York Times, so he can "beat up" anything! 
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