My character can beat up your character!

[Allandaros]

Pssssh. Friend Computer could take Cthulhu down easy.

 

[Tharen the Damned]

Know what, my Wizard is so powerful that Mystra is my Cleaning lady and Elminster is my Minister of Chamberpots and Kelben can bring me my boots.

And I have the bestest and mightiest items that were, will and even even possibly can not be createtd.

Know the story of the creator god that vanished? That was me, kicking his butt after he tried to cheat my in poker.

Mr. Morepowerfullthaneventhegods

 

[Henry]

My character has the Head of Vecna.

My character IS the Head of Vecna.

 

[Kaodi]

Oh Yeah?

My character's cohort's cohort wears Ourourbourous as a ring. And yes, I mean the real Ourourbourus, and not some cheap golden ring that just looks like him.

 

[Barak]

My character is called The Darkness. And everybody knows the stupidest thing anybody ever said is "I attack The Darkness." Why do you think that is, hmmm?

 

[Kaodi]

You fool!

I take out The Darkness with The Light!

 

[Barak]

You don't "take it out", he merely moves away.

 

[Shade]

My character is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

My other character is Rock. He crushes Scissors and cares not whether Paper tries to cover him, for he has a ring of freedom of movement.

 

[Nyaricus]

My other character is Rock. He crushes Scissors and cares not whether Paper tries to cover him, for he has a ring of freedom of movement.

My character is a ring of freedom of movement

 

[FrostedMini1337]

If you beat up my half-elf bard again I'm going home and I'm taking my books, and the pizza.

You can call me when you're ready to stop being asses.