Name Five Things You've Done That Others Probably Have Not

[Jdvn1]

Hiding from the custodians?

Or being a custodian?

 

[Angcuru]

What were you doing at your school at 8:07 PM?

On the first day of school, not AT school. I took great joy in demolishing that doorjamb when we renovated the bathroom several years later.

 

[Jdvn1]

On the first day of school, not AT school. I took great joy in demolishing that doorjamb when we renovated the bathroom several years later.

Oh, well that's not near as exciting as I was hoping.

 

[VirgilCaine]

04. Done extensive psychological evaluations of Joseph Stalin and Napoleon Bonaparte.

Do tell.

I hate to tell you this, but they're dead.

But I REALLY wanna know how those are connected.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

12. For as long as I can remember, I've never been genuinely happy.

Well, you might start by not turning down 3-way action with the two hottest girls on campus.

 

[Angcuru]

Well, you might start by not turning down 3-way action with the two hottest girls on campus.

Did I mention that the two of them had very large, very possessive, and very dangerous-looking boyfriends at the time?

 

[Angcuru]

I hate to tell you this, but they're dead.

Well, yeah. But I still did.

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

Jumped off a two-story building.

Stabbed myself with a balisong trying to prove that it wouldn't go through the toe of my shoe.

Canoed down a flooded street during Hurricane Isabel.

Been homeschooled my whole life (high-school supplemented by college courses and a co-op).

Worn a sword to school (the afore-mentioned co-op).

Worn a tuxedo to school.

 

[Richards]

1. Turned keys and launched an ICBM from Vandenberg Air Force Base. (Of course, quite a few missileers have done this, but it's still kind of impressive.)
2. Personally selected the launch codes for the USAF's nuclear ICBM force in 2000. (Since I specified a year, I can honestly say I'm the only one on the planet to have done that!)
3. Became a step-grandfather at age 25.
4. Had 25 "Ecology" articles published in Dragon.
5. Watched "Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster" over 30 times on television.

Johnathan

 

[the Lorax]

Ok, ok...

1. Sat straight through 2 showings Star Wars on opening day with my mom and grandma!
2. Have had a photo on display at the Art Institute of Chicago.
3. Been pulled over for speeding... on a BICYCLE.
4. Moved 10 times (at least) before moving out of my parents house (at 18).
5. Lived illeagly in a college dorm - by squatting - for 3 months.