Names for Wands of CLW

[EtherHulkRending]

Something I noticed while playing LG, is that everyone seems to have a different name for wands of curing, I wanted to know what some of your favorites were



Our typical is either "crack stick" or "cleric on a stick" what are yours?

 

[Teflon Billy]

"cheapest healing ever"

 

[Henry]

Band-Aid Sticks
Injectors
Wowie Wands

and several other terms integrating drug paraphenalia.

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

We just call ours the cure stick, but that seems to annoy our GM just the same.

Of course, we also call the Lantern Archon NPC the Freaking Ball of Light. He wouldn't let us name him Bulb, though.

 

[Sejs]

The Bob.


or, rather, the B.O.B.


Battery Operated Bishop.

 

[Emiricol]

The last group I was a player in called it Fix-a-flat. Presumably because it fixes holes

 

[Angcuru]

Coffin Cheaters.

 

[clark411]

'Wand of Cure Light Wounds' : /

 

[Dagger75]

Cleric on a stick

 

[TeaBee]

"Dude, where's my charge?"