Need some stupid questions

[Dannyalcatraz]

How soon is now?

Can you fly, Bobby?

 

[Hand of Evil]

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Are you expecting The Spanish Inquisition?
Who's that tripping over my bridge?

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

AR

 

[Hand of Evil]

• Star Trek or Star Wars?
• I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
• Zuul was the minion on Gozer. What's Gozer?
• Do you believe in U.F.O.s, astral projections, mental telepathy, E.S.P., clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

You're a man of the world...wossit like? Nudge, nudge, say no more...

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

When did you stop beating your wife?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Do you feeeeeeel like I do?

Where's Waldo?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

If you leave me, can I come too?

Of all the gin joints in the world, why did she have to walk into mine?

Whoza good boy? Is it you?

Who wants BACON?

Who set us up the bomb?

Does your hat of d02 have a limit?

Can I kick it?

Can I have some peanut butter?

Does this look infected?

Listen- did you smell that?

 

[Hand of Evil]

• Could you stop rubbing your body up against mine?
• We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?
• I took something. I can see things other men cannot see. Why are you dressed like that?
• Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
• I do not mean to pry, but you don't, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Why must I be a teenager in love?

Why is everybody always pickin' on me?

Am I slipping into the Twilight Zone?

Have you ever seen the rain?

Who's crying now?

Hey, little sister, what have you done?

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. What is that?

Dude, where's my car?

Is this thing on?

Are you an audience or an oil painting?

 

[Hand of Evil]

• Are you on Team Edward or Team Jacob?
• Who is Keyser Söze?
• Train A is traveling at 60 mph and train B is traveling 80 mph. Train A passes a station at 9:10 pm. If train B passes the same station at 9:25 pm, at what time will train B catch up to train A?