Need vague threats for a monk

[Delemental]

Just started in a new campaign playing a human monk (some might remember the 'what character should I play' thread started a week ago). I've decided to play him as cocky and somewhat overconfident, with a habit of trying to goad opponents into single combat. To that end, I need to come up with some good intimidating threats I can use.

I'd like something a bit more subtle than "I'm going to pull random organs out of your body and show them to you so I can see how well you know anatomy." but they also have to be clear enough so the average (or slightly below average) opponent can get the point.

 

[Cedric]

I'll Ro Sham Bo you for it! (insert stunning blow here)

 

[DerianCypher]

Uhm, off the top of my head..

"You know, existance and life are funny things. They seem to come and go as they please, and unless you watch your tongue, yours will be going rather soon."

 

[alsih2o]

npc- "what is oyur name"

monk "you can call me sir"



"each man meets his fate, shall i help yours along?"

"i don't have time to wathc you rot, but i have time to start the process"

 

[DM with a vengence]

"You think you can take me? Bring it then!"

"Fortunately my master taught me the **insert martial arts move/style**. It will more than counter whatever puny attack you make."

"If you really think you're that good, drop your sword and we'll see who's better."

"So I assume you wear all that heavy metal stuff for training purposes, right?"

"If I punch you in the nose, will you bleed?"

"I am part of a thousand year tradition of kicking ass. You are about to join an equally old tradition of getting it kicked."

"Flawless Victory!"

"Think twice before messing with the Dragon"

"Come back when you have some skills."

 

[LazarusLong42]

<shameless quoting ahead>

To the enemy leader: "You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack, and Sh--. And Jack just left town."

Or, to be more simple:

"Come get some."

</shameless quoting>

(Yeah, OK, so Ash wasn't really much of a monk. You gonna mess with him? )

 

[alsih2o]

wouldn't it be emberassing to have your butt kicked by an unarmed man in front of all your friends?

 

[grimslade]

I got the fancy pajamas!

Ed Gruberman, you have failed to grasp Tai Kwon Leap. Approach so you may learn... Boot to the head!

 

[NoOneofConsequence]

"Surrender is still possible."

"It will give me no pleasure if you force me to kill you."

"Allow me to show you some of the finer points of the :insert MA style name here:"

 

[Bendris Noulg]

"The reed that does not bend easily cracks within my hand."