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[Moggthegob]

Yu kno the original joke as funny but the illustration by Thornir and Silverblade wins the thread

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Yu kno the original joke as funny but the illustration by Thornir and Silverblade wins the thread

Being the OP, I am going to agree here.


But you know, Silverblades version is all propaganda... he has "missed" the parts where

- The Psychologist uses hypnosis so that the DM will always get a headache whenever he is thinking about ignoring or changing an official rule. (Let's better not discuss the negative side effects of Errata here!)
- The Ex-Firefighter takes the 3.x or AD&D rulebooks and burns them.
- The Ex-Policeman takes forensic evidence to confirm the players identity the next time he enters shop by a WotC approved retailer
- The Computer Scientist checks the DMs and players computers for legal copies of the Digital data. He also modifies all World of Warcraft and Guild Wars executables so that the Server will recognize them as cheats and illegal copies, banning the user permanently from the game.

But the worst: The 500 $ are folded the wrong way!