Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,rec.games.frp.dnd
Subject: Re: The measure of a movie is
From: Douglas Bailey <trystero@world.std.com>
Date: Sun, 19 May 2002 17:56:03 GMT
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hairyokie@home.com wrote:
> "This will be a day long remembered, it has seen the end of Obi Wan, it
> will soon see the end of the rebellion."
Come to think of it, that's really a hell of a day. I'd love to see
Luke's diary:
"WEDNESDAY, 15 May: Got up. Worked on vaporators all morning. Was going
to go into Toshi Station to pick up some power convertors, but Uncle
Owen made me stay and clean up some new droids he bought from the Jawas.
The new astro droid malfunctioned and showed a hologram of a pretty
girl: I took off the restraining bolt, but there wasn't any more to the
message. Then, while I was at dinner, the dumb astro droid ran away.
Damn, I wish I was at the Academy."
"THURSDAY, 16 May: Got up and went after astro droid in speeder. Found
him, but was attacked by Tusken Raiders and saved by old Ben Kenobi, who
turns out to actually be Obi-Wan Kenobi, ex-General and Jedi Knight
(like my dad, supposedly). Got dad's lightsaber from Obi-... uh, Ben,
who also mentioned something called 'The Force.' While driving Ben to
Anchorhead, found my farmstead burnt out by Imperial troops, along with
smoking remains of Uncle Owen/Aunt Beru. Went with Ben to Mos Eisley:
hired freighter, lifted off under fire from Imperial troops. Trained in
Force use by Ben. Flew to Alderaan, except it's not there any more:
captured by Imperial 'Death Star' space station. While on board,
discovered and rescued Princess Leia. Ben killed by Darth Vader. Flew to
Rebel base, got X-Wing fighter and fought in Battle of Yavin, destroying
Death Star via Force use and returning as one of only handful of
survivors."
"FRIDAY, 17 May: Slept late."
That's one *busy* day...
doug