Now this Sucks

Nifft said:
"You can run, but you'll just die tired. And you'll still tell me what I want to know."

Man, Ninja Necromancers are scary. :uhoh:

Fears, -- N

This concept keeps getting better and better. I suspect Scott to be around any minute, telling us that this concept has just been patented by Wizards and we have to buy Complete Ninja Necromancer to be able to talk about it. ;)

And that book would be a bestseller. I'd buy it! :D
 

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Kae'Yoss said:
This concept keeps getting better and better. I suspect Scott to be around any minute, telling us that this concept has just been patented by Wizards and we have to buy Complete Ninja Necromancer to be able to talk about it. ;)

And that book would be a bestseller. I'd buy it! :D

I dunno. I think I'd rather pick up Complete Pirate Conjurer, because, as everyone knows, a Pirate Conjurer can kick a Ninja Necromancer's butt any day of the week (except Sunday, since the Pirate Conjurer was up all Saturday night drinking, while the Ninja Necromancer was busy, I dunno, playing Canasta with his Gramma or something).
 

Bah, all they can conjure up is rum, as well as hooks and peg legs to replace all those limbs they routinely lose in their fights with ninja necromancers. (Though I don't call it a fight. I call it slaughter. Those pirate conjurers are mere sheep. At least half the ninja necromancers' zombies are results of ninja necromancers culling the herd.) :p
 

Little known fact #3427: at least 15% of all pirates are in fact ninja necromancer's zombies and don't even know it. That's why pirates distrust clerics: Many say they often feel an inexplicable fear or loathing towards clerics - they are being turned or rebuked. It also explains those cases of "spontaneous pirate combustion".
 



IAmTheTest: Thank you for making that readable.

Ninja_Master: I think it's lucky that the player's character survived, but hopefully he learned his lesson. Unless he's playing an OCD Samurai with a penchant for lever pulling.
 

I know I've seen an undead/monk-type prestige class before....

When I first read the post I thought he was describing a necro-ninja too, and thought "cool..."

The ninja's affinity for shadows and stealth dove-tail well with a necromancer's spell list, not to mention the possibility of alternate stunning fist-like abilities (perhaps Ghoul Punch, or Vampiric Punch). Maybe "ghost form" to pass through walls (a limited number of rounds/day), and some kind of Terrifying Presence ability is a must.

man... talk about being able to totally flip out and kill people ALL THE TIME!
 

Bloodstone Press said:
man... talk about being able to totally flip out and kill people ALL THE TIME!
Three facts about ninjamancers:
1) Ninjamancers are PC's.
2) Ninjamancers go on sweet adventures ALL the time
3)The purpose of the ninjamancer is to flip out and kill people. And then reanimate them.
 

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