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Relique du Madde
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Deadly Habit: A Nun noire.
And one who was fictional would be a Nunsuch.
Relique du Madde
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A nun's favorite artillery weapon: A cannun.
What do you call a woman who wears black & white clothes and prays a lot?
A Nun.
What do you call a woman who wears yellow & white clothes and prays a lot?
A Banuna.
What do you call a woman who prays a lot an gets assimilated by the Borg?
Seven of Nun.
What do you call an industrial band featuring a depressed woman who prays a lot?
Nun Inch Nails.
A Nun.
What do you call a woman who wears yellow & white clothes and prays a lot?
A Banuna.
What do you call a woman who prays a lot an gets assimilated by the Borg?
Seven of Nun.
What do you call an industrial band featuring a depressed woman who prays a lot?
Nun Inch Nails.
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Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent?
He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits.
A priest and a nun come out of a parish meeting late at night and the father says to the nun, “Sister, would you mind if I walked you to you door?”
She answered, “OK, but just this once.”
They walked quietly the her building and the father said, “Sister, would you mind if I kissed you on the cheek?
And the nun answered “OK, as long as you don’t get into the habit.
He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits.
A priest and a nun come out of a parish meeting late at night and the father says to the nun, “Sister, would you mind if I walked you to you door?”
She answered, “OK, but just this once.”
They walked quietly the her building and the father said, “Sister, would you mind if I kissed you on the cheek?
And the nun answered “OK, as long as you don’t get into the habit.
If Mr. Norris had a sex change and joined a convent, he'd...er...she'd be the Nun Chuck.
Ladies & Gents...I believe we've combined for the hat-trick for "nun" "chuck" jokes!
And I bet nun of you will disagree!
Ladies & Gents...I believe we've combined for the hat-trick for "nun" "chuck" jokes!
And I bet nun of you will disagree!
Relique du Madde
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But there's room for more!
During my days as a desperado I was known for my use of dynamite. One night my compadres broke into the San Juan mission, planning to relieve the alter of several hundred pounds of gold inlay. We were having some trouble so we came up with the idea of blasting the gold free using a quarter stick. After rigging the explosive up, we left the chapel as a sister entered.
Once outside, we waited for the explosion, but to our chagrin, after spotting the dynamite, the Nun chucked it out the window, killing half of my compadres. When all was said and done, I could honestly say we were nun the wiser.
During my days as a desperado I was known for my use of dynamite. One night my compadres broke into the San Juan mission, planning to relieve the alter of several hundred pounds of gold inlay. We were having some trouble so we came up with the idea of blasting the gold free using a quarter stick. After rigging the explosive up, we left the chapel as a sister entered.
Once outside, we waited for the explosion, but to our chagrin, after spotting the dynamite, the Nun chucked it out the window, killing half of my compadres. When all was said and done, I could honestly say we were nun the wiser.
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