Signature King [General]
You like really big things, probably because you don’t have a really big…never mind.
Benefit: A character with this feat is granted the ability to have the biggest frickin' useless flashy bandwidth-hogging ego-boosting post-extending page-bumping I’m-so-cool signature known to man. Even God hasn’t seen a signature this damn big. You can put anything you want it, from a 50MB animated gif, to your entire senior thesis.
Normal: You are restricted to a normal sized signature, one to three lines of text, five at the most. This signature, surprisingly enough, gets the message across very clearly, and may even inspire a chuckle now and then.
Special: If you have a large signature and you do not possess this feat, it is quite likely that you’ll get the crap beaten out of you for it. Actually, this feat doesn’t do anything at all, so you’ll probably get the crap beaten out of you anyway.