On a similar note... this is the explanation for how my Dragonborn paladin's "mark" works. I realize it's supposed to be some sort of divine curse, but my version amuses the hell out of my group.I wonder if he thought that the DM meant that the goblin had urinated on him?
"His paladin's 'marking' ability involves him passing his sword under his cloaca, spraying it with his semen, and then flinging it foes. This, naturally, humiliates and enrages them. In addition, Dragonborn semen also has some mildly hallucinogenic properties, like the skin of certain frogs.
Scholars believe that this unorthodox combat technique has it's origins in Dragonborn reproductive biology. They conjecture that chemical agents in Dragonborn ejaculate sicken 'marked' females if they attempt to mate with, or even approach, other males."