Now I have to make a Paladin and always attempt to use the past participle of smite.
And make him a tabaxi (or Rakasta) and name him Smitten Kitten.
Make sure the party's Bard sings of "Cat Smack Fever" after Smitten Kitten's smitifications.
Or perhaps SK him/purrself can recite "The Cat in the Hat can Whack" as a poetic way of issuing a threat...
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