[OOC] Constables of the 14th Ward

[Leif]

a couple of comments:
Good to know the DMs like dogs (as do I in RL)... as Alarion was planning to purchase one in the near future (if he lives to collect his next paycheck), and using his handle animal skill to train it...
Do you guys think this may be a hint?

Yeah, that's a good idea. Wow, you'll have the only Lauralie Summerhome K9 unit before long!

Hint? Now why would we leave such an obvious, juicy hint as that just lying around? We want to fellows to WORK for your hints!

 

[Fenris]

a couple of comments:

Good to know the DMs like dogs (as do I in RL)... as Alarion was planning to purchase one in the near future (if he lives to collect his next paycheck), and using his handle animal skill to train it...

Get a female and we can open our own kennel!

Leif and Scotley,
FYI, I will be out of town from Thursday to Sunday, feel free to NPC Jonas during that time.

Fenris

 

[Scotley]

Get a female and we can open our own kennel!

Leif and Scotley,
FYI, I will be out of town from Thursday to Sunday, feel free to NPC Jonas during that time.

Fenris

Thanks for the heads up. Have a safe trip. I'll be making a little trip tomorrow and returning late Wednesday, but I expect to have a chance to post tomorrow and Leif will keep things humming along in my absence. Ah the joy of teamwork! I think I'll get a co-player for my next character. Perhaps a character with a split personality--anybody ever play a Paladin/Dread Necromancer before?

 

[Maidhc O Casain]

I played a multiple personality Ranger/Assassin once. I think that's what finally sent Todd over the edge . . .

 

[Leif]

I played a multiple personality Ranger/Assassin once. I think that's what finally sent Todd over the edge . . .

Oh! So THAT'S what did it! hehehe

 

[jkason]

Hey guys. I'm back and trying to get caught up. Of course, this thread's had about four times the activity of any other PbP I'm in, so it's taking awhile. Anyone up to summarizing what's happened in the last couple pages?

jason

 

[Scotley]

Okay gang, my trip turned out to be a frustrating one and I did not have the expected internet access, so I'm playing catch-up today. If there are any checks or questions we haven't answered please give us a litte note of reminder so we can deal with them and let's move forward. Several clues have been revealed this morning and last night.

 

[J. Alexander]

Reasons I went over the Edge

The comment being made that i have been driven over the edge I offer the following reasons why such may have occured:

Players getting out a calculator to figure the area of effect for a fireball or to calculate just how much weight a brige should stand.

Individuals playing the only fighters in the party yet seem to spend their time running around for the perfect attack leaving the magicusers and thiefs to stand toe to toe with big bad ugly creatures.
Individuals who play gnome who use the gnomish nose as a subsitute for the male member.

Evil players who make frozen adult beverages with which to distract the dm.

DM who create havoc among player characters and cause a major crises in the local thieves guild with just a simple blueberry doughnut.

Players characters who stage a mock assissination of one another that dam near ignites a civil war when the kingdom is already at war.

Players waiting till the DM takes a sip of wine then making a comment about what their character is going to do which causes the dm to choke and stain the old fashion dm screnes with red wine.

Having a player character in a group who consistley rolls that magic 00 or 01...causing the dm to ban the use of a particular set of dice ( I still think they were loaded)

But perhaps one of the best excues is playing d and d with certain individuals for over 20 years who grew up to be two lawyers and two mental health professionals.

 

[Scotley]

 

[Lou]

So Scotley, which on that list are you taking credit for?



I think I'm involved wtih 7 and 8, definitely 1 and 9. I may have heard about 5. The doughnut sounds strangely familiar.

I think 4 was self-inflicted. Frozen?

J. Alexander may have been over the edge before we got to him. He's the DM who gave a character of mine a magic scimitar that could hit anything, but had no pluses, so only a 20 ever hit....

Who in blazes was 3???