Open casting call for iconics- Q&A with our adoring fans

[Arani Korden]

And you wouldn't believe how hard it is to shoot an "Uncivilized Jungle Planet" scene with a herd of tourists from Texas taking snap shots of your aliens.

I tell you, this is the last time I use Ewoks for security guards.

Oh well.

I'd love to help out with the security problem, chief, but I'm kinda busy being eaten by a giant snake!

Glub, glub.

 

[Turlogh]

Turlogh for the Grygax Inquirer;

Since you mentioned Bah, Mialee, does Regdar have a fixation with sheep? Was it a problem with a polymorph spell?

 

[Jack Haggerty]

I'd love to help out with the security problem, chief, but I'm kinda busy being eaten by a giant snake!

Glub, glub.

Heh heh... Whether or not you get eaten remains to be seen.

And you were so worried about your poor boots.

 

[Arani Korden]

Heh heh... Whether or not you get eaten remains to be seen.

And you were so worried about your poor boots.

They were really great boots. I mourn their loss.

 

[Ma'varkith]

Re: Ms. Ma'Varkith!

:: A regal looking illithid hovering above the crowd calls out to Ma'Varkith telepathically. ::

Ms. Ma'Varkith, how is Shuluth doing? Is he getting work? If he isn't, tell him I'm interested in a stunt-double for my work on the Oerthian Industrial Revolution. Do you think he would enjoy that sort of work - With the brain eating and the mass destruction and all?

"Our tentacled guest has inquired as to the status of Shuluth the Illithid, one of the rare and elusive Iconic villains."

"We've seen very little of him since the photo layouts were done for the Psionics Handbook, but the grapevine has it that he's in negotiations with John Romero as a technical advisor for an upcoming film. As for his availability as a stunt doule, it's 'standard' policy that Iconics do their own stunts. Not to fear, though - our contracts include extensive dental and ressurection services."

 

[Rorworr]

Enter the Wookie

The Wookie known as Rorworr enters the room pauseing to sign autographs, wave at fans and slap 5 with the Union Prez. At last he pauses in front of a surprised Jack H. and just stands there looking at him............................... ........................until at last in a very British voice he asks

I say old Man we're in a bit of a sticky wicket in the jungle do you think you can return and finish the encounter ?

 

[Ma'varkith]

Turlogh for the Grygax Inquirer;

Since you mentioned Bah, Mialee, does Regdar have a fixation with sheep? Was it a problem with a polymorph spell?

Ma' snichers and whispers to Vadania.

"Should we tell the 'Reincarnate' story?"

 

[Jack Haggerty]

Re: Enter the Wookie

The Wookie known as Rorworr enters the room pauseing to sign autographs, wave at fans and slap 5 with the Union Prez. At last he pauses in front of a surprised Jack H. and just stands there looking at him............................... ........................until at last in a very British voice he asks

I say old Man we're in a bit of a sticky wicket in the jungle do you think you can return and finish the encounter ?

Sticky wicket indeed.

Well... Dorn wandered off into the jungle somewhere. I don't know why he couldn't just use the port-a-jon like everyone else. I've had the Jawas searching the forest for the last month, but all they've brought back are a couple of beer bottles, a Polaroid camera and an imitation Rolex with a worn-out battery.

And Set's forgotten his lines again. Bal Serinus is going over the script with him in the dressing room trailer... I think... I hope.

If those two don't get their sht together pretty soon, I'll send in the stunt doubles.

 

[Green Knight]

Firstly, I am not a lesbian, nature makes nothing that is so simply defined that it can be places under one of two labels. I am a child of nature itself, and as such, I find beauty in all things crafted by nature.

So does this mean that you're available?

 

[Arwen]

A slender hand lifts in the back rows of the conference hall. A beautiful voice, sounding a bit ashamed, says:

Miss Mialee,

After finishing the three films, I'm afraid I have no job for the next months. While strictely speaking, I'm not a D&D iconic, nobody can deny I'm an iconic (even Nemmerle must admit that!), so... well... life is hard for a naive elven maiden in those days, the only job they offered me was for the cover of next Avalanche book or for a poster in Playdwarf... and I need the money... so...

Please, Miss Mialee, could I join your iconic adventures?