[OT] Daves of ENWorld, UNITE!

[I'm A Banana]

....Must Not Allow Daves to win.....


....must fight Dave-ness......Dave = Bad! Dave = Bad!


Yuo must fight teh Dave! Fight teh Dave! KEEEEEEEEEEEEL TEH DAVE!

Fight teh Dave. Become a winnar.

 

[Imperialus]

Vamonos Dave's! *Straps on his asbestos coated greathelm and prepares for the Pantheon assult*

 

[techno]

My first name is David as well.

 

[KDLadage]

Here.

 

[Doc_Souark]

The Pantheon Cometh

A rather Rodund Hobbit appears in a poof with the smell of New Baked Cookies, he putters atop a hill near the Legion of Daves setting up banquet tables and of course THE BAR

O hello let me interduce myself I'm Doc Souark Halfling God of LUST , Fresh Baked Cookies and the official caterer to the Pantheon. I'll be in charge of the preparations for the "total annialation of the Daves party" for my Bosses. So if you'ld excuse me I have to get everything togather for the feast, prepare the Hot Tub of relaxation and summon my Red-haired Scantily Clad Halfling She-Daves minions.

 

[Lothaire]

Weren't all you guys killed off on the last boards?

Sheesh, remembering all the past nonsense that went on here makes me feel so much older than I actually am.

 

[Fade]

I think A Dave is still around somewhere. Probably in a packing crate in the Pantheon storeroom.

 

[drothgery]

Same here!

Hey, I'm some Dave from Ohio.
I just happen to live in San Diego now.

 

[Akunin]

Fight teh Dave. Become a winnar.

My sides hurt!

 

[Angelsboi]

Gets up on stage and begins singing

These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know.


David Hoffner. He works in my dad's store. He's worked here for twelve years. He'll probably work here for more.

These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know.



Daaaave Gore, I've known since I was six.
Ingrated, he broke his leg, so we got drunk and sick.

These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know.

Some of them are David...

But most of us are Daves.

They all have their own hands but they come from different moms.

These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know.



Daaaave Jadisky...man this cat can swing. He weighs almost fifty pounds and he delivers my paper on time.


These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know.


Daaaave Capisano... I hardly know him.


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These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know I know
These are the Daves I know.

WE ARE THE DAVES HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS
WE ARE THE DAVES HE KNOWS.
WE ARE THE DAVES HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS
WE ARE THE DAVES HE KNOWS.

Some of us are Davis,
But most of us, are Dave!
We all have, our own hands
But we come from different moms.

They all have their own hands but they come from different moms.
These are the Daves I know I know


We are the Daves, he knows, he knows

THESE ARE THE DAVES!

Puts his arms around Bruce McCollugh.