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[OT] Happy Canada Day!
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bloodymage
House Ruler
Happy Canada Day
From a Yank...have the best Canada Day ever! Wave those maple leafs high. This is our first 4th after 9/11 so you know we'll be in full patriotic fervor...and justly so!
From a Yank...have the best Canada Day ever! Wave those maple leafs high. This is our first 4th after 9/11 so you know we'll be in full patriotic fervor...and justly so!
Hey TeaBee...are you sure that it was a Mac? I thought it was a Commodore 64!
To all my fellow Canucks...I AM CANADIAN!
And remember; if anyone asks...Office Glen is DEAD!
A safe and happy Canada Day to all! And the same goes out to all our American friends for later on this week!
To all my fellow Canucks...I AM CANADIAN!
And remember; if anyone asks...Office Glen is DEAD!
A safe and happy Canada Day to all! And the same goes out to all our American friends for later on this week!
KnowTheToe
First Post
A day for Canadians? What does it celebrate, Bacon?
LcKedovan
Explorer
Happy Canada Day fellow countrymen!!! It's hard when you are not in the country, perhaps sometime I will try to put my thoughts into words of my experiences... but here is an email I sent around to my colleagues here in Germany I hope it brings a smile to those Canadian faces today... all names but mine deleted to protect the "innocent" (I love my Job! I hope no Americans take offense, that isn't the point):
-----Original Message-----
From: William Ehgoetz
Sent: Montag, 1. Juli 2002 14:16
Subject: Hey Hosers! Beer Eh!
Importance: High
Hey all you Hosers!
Grab your hockey sticks and get out there on the ice to celebrate Canada Day, eh. Be sure to watch out for the Moose, the Canada Geese, the Loons, and definitely be sure to tell me if you spot any Beaver… the national animal of Canada. Since it is summer (Must be a Chinook), that means not much ice in Munich (well perhaps a few of the schicki-micki women I have run into in the bars here) so instead we have put a few brewskis on ice and we intend to crack them open at 5:00 sharp in the Kitchen of M2. Drop by and tip your touques to the nicest nation on Earth (Now you know why they kicked me out!). A few two-fours of Edelstoff are on the menu but unfortunately finding any Canadian Whisky in Lohoff was as difficult as finding a good meal on the Cold Tundra of the Northwest Territories (Those of you from Tuktayuktuk know what I'm talking about). See you all then!
-Will, the man from Hogtown and friendly neighbourhood immorality officer.
(TRANSLATION: BEER IN M2 Kantine at 5:00 TODAY!)
40 SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE CANADIAN:
1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette,
I just spilled my poutine"
4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
5. You drink pop, not soda.
6. You know what it means to be on pogey.
7. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!"
8. You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
9. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
10. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba,
it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars
and no Americans.
11. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government
to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
12. You're not sure if the leader of your nation
has EVER had sex and don't want to know if he has!
13. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
14. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
15. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
16. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - that is some small town in Quebec!
17. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
18. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
19. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
20. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that"
21. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
22. You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
23. You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
24. You participated in "Participaction".
25. You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale,
"What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister
is good enough for me".
26. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
27. Unlike any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world,
you don't possess a Canadian passport.
28. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill
in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
29. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize"
and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education
in bilingual cereal packaging.
30. You are excited whenever an American television
show mentions Canada.
31. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
32. You can do all the hand actions to Sharon,
Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.
33. You can eat more than one maple sugar
candy without feeling nauseous.
34. You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
35. You know what a toque is.
36. You have some memento of Doug and Bob.
37. You admit Rich Little is Canadian and
you're glad Jerry Lewis is not.
38. You know Toronto is not a province.
39. You never miss "Coaches Corner".
40. Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of
your favourite food groups.
It's hard when you are not in the country, perhaps sometime I will try to put my thoughts into words of my experiences... but here is an email I sent around to my colleagues here in Germany I hope it brings a smile to those Canadian faces today... all names but mine deleted to protect the "innocent" (I love my Job! I hope no Americans take offense, that isn't the point):-----Original Message-----
From: William Ehgoetz
Sent: Montag, 1. Juli 2002 14:16
Subject: Hey Hosers! Beer Eh!
Importance: High
Hey all you Hosers!
Grab your hockey sticks and get out there on the ice to celebrate Canada Day, eh. Be sure to watch out for the Moose, the Canada Geese, the Loons, and definitely be sure to tell me if you spot any Beaver… the national animal of Canada. Since it is summer (Must be a Chinook), that means not much ice in Munich (well perhaps a few of the schicki-micki women I have run into in the bars here) so instead we have put a few brewskis on ice and we intend to crack them open at 5:00 sharp in the Kitchen of M2. Drop by and tip your touques to the nicest nation on Earth (Now you know why they kicked me out!). A few two-fours of Edelstoff are on the menu but unfortunately finding any Canadian Whisky in Lohoff was as difficult as finding a good meal on the Cold Tundra of the Northwest Territories (Those of you from Tuktayuktuk know what I'm talking about). See you all then!
-Will, the man from Hogtown and friendly neighbourhood immorality officer.
(TRANSLATION: BEER IN M2 Kantine at 5:00 TODAY!)
40 SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE CANADIAN:
1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette,
I just spilled my poutine"
4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
5. You drink pop, not soda.
6. You know what it means to be on pogey.
7. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!"
8. You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
9. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
10. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba,
it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars
and no Americans.
11. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government
to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
12. You're not sure if the leader of your nation
has EVER had sex and don't want to know if he has!
13. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
14. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
15. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
16. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - that is some small town in Quebec!
17. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
18. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
19. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
20. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that"
21. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
22. You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
23. You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
24. You participated in "Participaction".
25. You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale,
"What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister
is good enough for me".
26. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
27. Unlike any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world,
you don't possess a Canadian passport.
28. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill
in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
29. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize"
and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education
in bilingual cereal packaging.
30. You are excited whenever an American television
show mentions Canada.
31. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
32. You can do all the hand actions to Sharon,
Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.
33. You can eat more than one maple sugar
candy without feeling nauseous.
34. You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
35. You know what a toque is.
36. You have some memento of Doug and Bob.
37. You admit Rich Little is Canadian and
you're glad Jerry Lewis is not.
38. You know Toronto is not a province.
39. You never miss "Coaches Corner".
40. Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of
your favourite food groups.
