[OT,Humor] Will the real Hal Greenberg please stand up

[MEG Hal]

I was doing some research on some of my "people" when I did a yahoo search for me (bored) and lo and behold I am HERE---Imposter!!!!!!!!!!! . We even have the same middle initial--it is (obviously) not me but now I am freaking out...who am I and why am I here.

Is he a better Hal then me?
Smarter, faster, I can see he is older--so am I the fake 'cause he is older-----



WHO AM I!!!!

 

[DerianCypher]

It's alright Hal.. we love you more than we love the imposter. And trust me, everyone has an imposter. If it makes you feel any better, my imposter happens to be a director of photography for a porn company.

So, we will accept you for you and we will smite the imposter should he ever try to take over your life! Unless he like kills you in the night and assumes your identity and no one ever knows.


DC

 

[Welverin]

WHO AM I!!!!

You're are loveable and highly disturbing blinking eye.

 

[Voadam]

Is he a better Hal then me?
Smarter, faster, I can see he is older--so am I the fake 'cause he is older-----

WHO AM I!!!!

FAKER!!!!! What have you done with the real Hal?

Googling yourself is fun, I've found people with my same name across the country and around the world. There was even a baptist missionary who was beheaded in China who shared all three names with me, and his wife (who was also beheaded) had my sister's name. Most me's tend to be preachers or music teachers, although I have seen rescue workers and convicted drug users as well.

 

[Hand of Evil]

A figment of your own mind's eye.

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

My alter-ego won a large-mouth bass fishing competition in Idaho.

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

I just found out that I'm dead.

Obituary

 

[Mark]

Is he a better Hal then me?
Smarter, faster, I can see he is older

I'll bet he wears pants, too!

Googling yourself is fun...

Looks like "our" Hal has a new sig line...

 

[Dagger75]

My alter ego answers questions on some Unix message boards and is some sort of software developer. I think I am going to steal his resume and use it for me. All I have to do is change the address.

I am apparently a baliff for the Colorado Supreme Court and a basketball player at some small college.

I also had a pretty extensive wishlist on Amazon.com. I seem to be into computers.

My alter egos are more successful than me

 

[BOZ]

actually, i think you might be Hank Greenberg!