Nice to see you guys again. Been a little busy up here.
Yeah? What has kept you so busy?
Letting innocent people get killed by the thousands every day?
Watching all 6 billion of us writhe in a downward spiral of disorders, disfigurements, diseases and old age? Do you labor under the helpless cries of the dying?
Do you get off on the conflict you propagate, even today, all around the world? Are you happy with recent events in your hometown (Israel)? Why don't you reveal yourself to those people and tell them how to live peacefully with each other? Why don't you send an angel to deliver a message of peace to your loyal followers? Why doesn't your son return to bring the hammer of Armageddon upon the unholy?
Why doesn't your "scripture" mention dinosaurs? Are they a plot by Satan to discredit you?
Why do so many of your followers feel that they have to kill everyone who doesn't subscribe to your version of religion?
Why do you hate science??
Do you believe in freedom of speech?
Did you think it was funny when the Nazis killed 6 million of your core followers? Was it even more entertaining when the Nazis used your son to propagate anti-Semitism? Why didn't you make the rivers run red with blood in 1942? Where were the towers of flame? The wafers from heaven?
And yes, I know that you are already aware that I say these things. Being omnipotent and omniscient, you knew I would say these things thousands of years ago. In fact it is part of your plan that I should say these things, right?? That's why you sent the events into my life that I've experienced. And since you planned for my brain chemistry and personality to be what they are, you knew how I would react to those events, and how they would shape my opinions. In fact you planned it this way, didn't you? That's why you tell your followers to say things I disagree with, right?
And that's why I'm writing this right now. Because you want me to. Because you are omnipotent, omniscient and you have a plan, so says your holy book.
Of course, it is also possible that you are just a fairy tale, in which case I chose to write this all by myself....