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Satan

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John Wick is indeed one of my favorite disciples, even if he doesn't know it (most don't.) I can see where you can draw your conclusions. I mean, that king in the 7th Sea book that looks almost EXACTLY like Leonardo DiCaprio...that was a stroke of evil. I know, Wick wasn't the artist, but the Devil works in mysterious ways.

The difference between Wick and I is our taste in gaming systems. I actually like d20 and 3E. I would never bash Dungeons & Dragons. It is my game after all. Haven't you seen Mazes and Monsters?
 
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Satan

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Edena_of_Neith said:
Hmmm ... I wonder if God and Satan could have a civil, and philosophical discussion of which - in the D&D fantasy world, not the Real World - is stronger, Good or Evil?

I'm game. I'll leave the opening arguments to "the great I am" if that's ok with you guys. Its the weekend after all, and I have work to do.
 

hong

WotC's bitch
Satan, one thing I've noticed is that you don't seem to get a mention in the Lovecraftian mythos. Why do you think this is so, and do you feel shafted because of it?

1 theory is that it's because of your lack of tentacles.
 

maddman75

First Post
Satan -

I don't have any direct blackmail, though now that you brought it up he does have a character in MY campaign. Guess he'll have to give me the help I need or its all over for mister goody two shoes cleric.

And if that doesn't do it, I guess I'll just have to go the extra mile.
 


BOZ

Creature Cataloguer
so, god and satan, are you guys getting the new Dieties and Demigods? upset that you're not in it, or happy? :)
 

A2Z

Explorer
The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young man
Sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "Boy let me tell you what

"I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a fiddle player too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you

"Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy
But give the devil his due
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"

The boy said "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been"

Johhny you resin up your bow
And play your fiddle hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards

And if you win
You get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose
The devil gets your soul

The devil openned up his case
And he said "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow

And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished Johnny said
"Well you're pretty good, old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how its done"

He played...
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
The devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny does your dog bite, no child no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet

Johnny said "Devil, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
But I told you once, you son of a b****
I'm the best that's ever been"
 
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