Wow! It's great to feel appreciated. Let me try to get to some of these questions while I have a minute (in between choir recitals /sigh)
Humanophile: Um, well...this is a sticky subject. As I am no longer in direct possession of the Bible TM license I am unable to personally affect the development of any new supplements and/or revisions to that particular product line. I am, however, looking at developing a new MMORPG, which will include an entirely new system for determining the nature of reality, good and evil, etc. You'll here more as soon as products are announced on our semi-annual catalogue.
Now, for your other questions:
Again, as I am not directly involved with any of my formerly created religious institutions, or the spin-offs/revisions/knock-offs of such, I have no power over the hiring/employment policies of such, afore-mentioned entities. At least that's what my attorney tells me. Personally, I'm not averse to a creative lightning strike here and there, but I am unsure of the legal ramifications of such.
As to your 3rd question, because of certain heavenly NDA policies, I am unable to comment at this time. Continue drinking and going to work.
on 4e: The flumph, Eric Noah and Ninja of the Crescent Moon will all be core classes. A d20 roll will be required to show up to the game. Prices for "rubber mittens" and "guinea hens" will again be included in the equipment list.
Henry: You're welcome. Now be good.
Number47: Dude, chill out with all the mumbo-jumbo. And see my previous answer as far as the Bible TM d20 idea
Ok, then answers to misc. Q's not already answered:
Babies may be ugly, smelly and orcish, but killing them is a bad thing. Instead, sell them to gypsies.
Buddha is a gas. He giggles like the Pilsbury Dough boy when you rub his belly.
Elves exist, but they have grown so thin you can longer see them. They never had the benefit of Lifetime anorexia exposes.
Jesus, or Jebus, as his family calls him, has no need for Uzis. But if you would like to send him one...
Half-orcs got the shaft because 3e was written by gnomes.