[OT] I've got a great idea!

[rackabello]

rackabello
rackabello is a barcode reader that produces hot tea or coffee! It is built and maintained by tiny nano-robots and communicates via Instant Messenger.

A series of randomly-generated product ideas
A series of randomly-generated product ideas is a sheet of paper that's audible only to dogs! It can go from 0 to 60mph in three seconds and is smaller than a matchbox.

An exquisite corpse
An exquisite corpse is a mobile phone that remembers all of its past actions!

 

[Kesh]

Design #1019608635

It's a bracelet that chirps and whistles! It shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger and has velcro pads on the side.

Hey, it's a competitor to those glasses from the Hitchhiker's Guide!

Kesh

Kesh is a shower head that jams mobile phone frequencies, knows what you want before you do and extends at the touch of a button.

Fox Mulder: "I was merely extending her a professional courtesy.
Dana Sculley: "Oh, is that what you were extending?"

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

MeepoTheMighty is a pair of underpants that's biodegradable, takes high-quality digital photos and squirts water.


I can't really argue.

Gary Gygax is a piece of string that's programmed against harming humans, counts your loose change and costs less than £20.

Asmodeus is a security camera! It is actually just a solid block of plastic!

Graz'zt is a unicycle that weighs less than a packet of cigarettes! It can go from 0 to 60mph in three seconds and catches spiders.

Jubilex is a TV remote control that makes clicking noises and displays pornography.

Mialee is a stapler! It smells a bit funny!

Jozan is a first-aid kit! It can be used by the whole family!

Krusk is like a normal web page, but it does away with household drudgery.

This thread is a strain of bacteria that will make your samurai sword obsolete! It plays MP3s.

 

[Lela]

Piratecat

Piratecat is a contraceptive device that operates on a quantum level and dissolves in water.


Impresive P-kitty. Most impressive.


Morus
Morus is a cigarette lighter that comes in seven different colours, can move faster than the speed of light and remembers your personal preferences.


Well, with the new site options, this comes darn close.

Lela
Lela is a fishpond that sings comical songs! It contains alcohol.

 

[Zappo]

Very fishy, Zappo
Did you go looking for these, or did they just keep coming up?

The first three came up almost in a streak, but I had to fish for the fourth.

 

[Ziggy]

Ziggy is a telephone that's built and maintained by tiny nano-robots, knows your name and makes virtually no noise whatsoever.

Hm, I work in the telecom industry, and know my name. Don't know about any nano-robots, and definitely make noise. Still 2 out of 4 ain't bad

It's an MP3 player that uses the Amazon API

This is the future of the music industry. Fear it.

It's a skateboard that kills weeds down to the root!

Put those skaters to work...

It's a shoelace that's powered by a single hamster! It spins about its axis and expands at the touch of a button.

?????

.Ziggy

 

[Ziggy]

It's a shoelace that jumps like a frog! It looks like a fish.

Gotta wear those fishes...

It's like a normal shoe-shiner, but it inflates balloons.

Stille more shoes...

It's a handheld toothbrush that's covered with realistic fur!

Just what I need

.Ziggy

 

[Jeph]

I think I'll use this generator for my next YB! move.

 

[Ravellion]

Rav
Rav is a button-badge that's made entirely of wood! It operates on a quantum level and detects background radiation.

And this one is just scary:

Design #3569652192
It's an explosive device that follows you around!

Perhaps something for suicide terrorists? Saves the trouble of strapping all those explosives to your body.

Rav

 

[Zappo]

I think I'll use this generator for my next YB! move.

The stereo system revolves upon the ravine; absorbs the letterbox that will drive you insane! It pings when it's ready and bounces. *yen*

Hey, sounds good.