[OT] KDLadage's First Annual Christmas Limerick Contest! <- WINNERS ANNOUNCED
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Barendd Nobeard
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There was a GM from Nantucket
Who kept all his dice in a bucket
A player did wail
As he emptied the pail
"I take that much damage? Oh, crap-on-a-stick!"
Who kept all his dice in a bucket
A player did wail
As he emptied the pail
"I take that much damage? Oh, crap-on-a-stick!"
Purityrose
First Post
*cracks knuckles* Here we go, my attempt at a limerick. This is the reason why I don't play bards....
There once was a company named Wizards
Where D&D came second to Magic Cards
They became inspired
And their creative team they fired
And publish books like molasses in blizzards!
There once was a company named Wizards
Where D&D came second to Magic Cards
They became inspired
And their creative team they fired
And publish books like molasses in blizzards!
BigFreekinGoblinoid
First Post
The Archwizard knew many a spell,
but was too old to see very well.
He sold a new scroll,
which exacted it's toll
on the buyer who was sent straight to Hell!
edit: me no spell gud
but was too old to see very well.
He sold a new scroll,
which exacted it's toll
on the buyer who was sent straight to Hell!
edit: me no spell gud
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Pielorinho
Iron Fist of Pelor
I actually used a limerick in a game once, and will post it at the end of this story.
It was a White Wolf munchkinny one-shot, in which I played an Eshu (a satyr-like bardlike faerie), my brother played a were-spider, one friend played a wizard, and another friend played a werewolf. My PC's goal was to slay the firebreathing dragon that had killed his family.
To inspire the party when we went on our quest, I recited the following limerick:
A wolf, and a mage, and a spider,
and a fae sought a wyrm -- not to fight her,
for she'd make lousy sport --
but in any fae court,
she'd be such a chic cigarette lighter.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night.
Daniel
It was a White Wolf munchkinny one-shot, in which I played an Eshu (a satyr-like bardlike faerie), my brother played a were-spider, one friend played a wizard, and another friend played a werewolf. My PC's goal was to slay the firebreathing dragon that had killed his family.
To inspire the party when we went on our quest, I recited the following limerick:
A wolf, and a mage, and a spider,
and a fae sought a wyrm -- not to fight her,
for she'd make lousy sport --
but in any fae court,
she'd be such a chic cigarette lighter.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night.
Daniel
Count Strahd ate my hamster
(This limerick was inspired by Piratecat's GenCon report, wherein a clever druid used a rather unconventional combat technique....
http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?threadid=20546)
Should vampire lords swallow or spit?
Count Strahd ate my hamster, each bit!
The wild-shaping druid,
With one motion fluid,
Exploded that bat like a zit.
Separated at birth?
..........................
Strahd, noted bloodsucker.....Starr, noted hamster eater*
*According to that bastion of journalistic rectitude and London tabloid, 'The Sun':
.....or perhaps...
Edit: Added pictures
(This limerick was inspired by Piratecat's GenCon report, wherein a clever druid used a rather unconventional combat technique....
http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?threadid=20546)
Should vampire lords swallow or spit?
Count Strahd ate my hamster, each bit!
The wild-shaping druid,
With one motion fluid,
Exploded that bat like a zit.
Separated at birth?
Strahd, noted bloodsucker.....Starr, noted hamster eater*
*According to that bastion of journalistic rectitude and London tabloid, 'The Sun':
Edit: Added pictures
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