[OT] My uncle cleaned the house with Pepsi Blue

[Phebius]

I had a bottle of Pepsi Blue once and it was vile enough that I actually called the customer complaint line. Went like this:

(After several minutus of "If you would like to press 'one' press 'two' jibberish)

Pepsi Girl: Pepsi Hotline, can I help you?

Me: Yeah. I just bought this bottle of pepsi blue.

PG: And how was it.

Me: Not so good. It tasted like ass.

PG: I see. Well, if you were dissatisfied, we can send you a coupon for a free bottle.

Me: I'm afraid that's not gonna cut it. It was no good at all. I can still taste it.

PG: Ok. Well, if your experience was that bad, we can send you a case of it.

Me: Look, if I wanted a case of ass, I'd buy one.

PG: ....

Me: I'm sorry. That was a bit uncalled for....



Eventually, she sent me a coupon for a free case of Mountain Dew. The moral of this story is: Bitch long enough and people will send you free stuff.

 

[orbitalfreak]

I haven't tried Pepsi Blue, but there is another drink that my brother gets that claims the title of Vile for me. At Sonic restauraunts, you can get flavoured add-ins for your drinks. Most people get stuff like Cherry, maybe Strawberry, and Vanilla is popular. He gets Watermelon Dr. Pepper. :shiver:

Pepsi-Blue-for-Windex. Hillarious story. Of course, if I were the uncle, I wouldn't have punished anyone. I'd just switch the Pepsi out for real Windex, as a nice little suprise for the next drink! Well, maybe diluted in with the Pepsi, so as to avoid a trip to the hospital... .

 

[Olive]

Me: I'm sorry. That was a bit uncalled for....

At least you were big enough to admit it!

 

[Stormfalcon]

This is too funny, but I have to ask: just what is the big deal over soda? Is your uncle on some massive diet or something like that? A ban on soda is pretty extreme...

 

[d20Dwarf]

For some reason I had a feeling that this was going to be about how Pepsi Blue is so corrosive you can clean with it

DC

Hehe, see, I thought his uncle had *drank* some Pepsi Blue and then..ya know...."cleaned out the house."

 

[Phebius]

At least you were big enough to admit it!

Whatever gets me the free case of Dew!

 

[Impeesa]

For some reason, Pepsi Blue really reminds me of the stuff they use to demonstrate the effectiveness of a certain type of product in tv commercials. I nearly killed a classmate once by discreetly pointing that out - while he was taking a drink. During a linear algebra lecture. In the front row.

--Impeesa--

 

[Chronosome]

Now, my question is:
Were you drinking the Pepsi Blue out of the Windex bottle?

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Dude, you live in New York. What the heck do you need a car for?

I know people who live here in San Francisco, where public transportation is a joke compared to the 5 Boroughs, and they've never even learned to drive. No .

 

[BrooklynKnight]

NO Soda rule is an attempt to get me to lose weight. He promised my mom he'd keep me off it when we moved in.

As for why I need the car. I have a girlfriend (as of last week) and its embarassing taking her on a date on the subway. Or bus. I've done it before and it can really ruin the mood to deal with all those people.

Its better that I can pick her up and drive us anywhere we wanna go within the city. Plus time.

I love the metro system cause you can get anywhere in NYC given 2 hours time.

I dont have two hours.

Gimmie 20 min in the car and i'll get where i'm goin.


And yes, I walked around a very populated street drinking it out of a windex bottle.
here are some stats for you

4 people ran up at diffrent times to smack it away from me thinking i was comitting suicide.
2 of them were granny's
1 was a social worker
1 was my boss.

2 cars almost got into accidents staring at me guzzle as I walked across the street.
1 of those cars almost hit me.

14 people dropped their groceries all over the sidewalk.
One of those was me.