[OT] Sandwichery of the Dark Ages


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Thankfully, the Earl of Sandwich did not actually copyright his work; rather, he released it under the Open Gourmet License. That's what allows all of us to assemble our own sandwiches without paying royalties.
 

I often wondered who was the first guy to drink beer. Most alchohol is fermented, so it had to sit around for a while, but what possessed him to actually drink it???

(Seeing how my workday is slow, Im off to google to find out)
 

Kestrel said:
I often wondered who was the first guy to drink beer. Most alchohol is fermented, so it had to sit around for a while, but what possessed him to actually drink it???

(Seeing how my workday is slow, Im off to google to find out)

Beer is one of the oldest foodstuffs known.

In fact, some people think that beer is the reason grains were first cultivated, rather than bread.

They have found the residue of ancient egyptian beer.
 

Yeah I just read a long history of beer on the net. Pretty interesting actually. It still didnt tell me why the first person drank it though :)

From what it sounds like, someone left some bread in some water for a few days and then drank it. I guess he was really thirsty or something :)
 

Both bread and beer date to arround the time of agriculture's origins...beer might've been first because bread requires ovens and the like, which are easier to use when sedentary than when migratory. Also, copper production started around there, so the ovens were probably used for a lot of things.
 

I think it is reasonable to suggest that the good Earl invented the culture of the Sandwich, and not the concept of meat served on or between a peice of bread.

However, it is the culture of the sandwich which has elevated the sandwich to such an important position in the deitary habits of the world and most especially in America. The real difference between the Earl's sandwich and all the food stuffs that come before it is that the Earl's sandwich was meant to be eaten while doing something else - most importantly in the US - while _moving_ (walking, driving, whatever). That distinction is most easily seen in the difference between the way Europeans and Americans normally eat thier sandwichs. If you are cutting up your Sandwich with a knife and fork, it might look like a Sandwich but it isn't culturally a Sandwich.

The idea that the eating of food would be of secondary cultural and personal importance to the accomplishment of something else is a rather novel idea I think. While there were certainly street vendors offering food wrapped in flatbreads or on split rolls in various civilized (and by that I mean the literal meaning of the word) corners of the world prior to the Earl ordering the kitchen staff to bring him his meal wrapped in bread so that he could keep his cards clean, I don't think it was a ubiquitous cousine of any social importance.

Now, in America, it is absolutely inconcievable to imagine life without sandwichs and meals when you actually sit down and sup with people and take ones time in enjoying the meal itself are rather rare.

And, as fungasite point out, there are alot of inovantions involved in the production of a sandwich as we know it, so if you want to get really strict about the definition of a sandwich you might well say that the Earl invented it. Certainly his colleagues seemed to find the activity novel enough that no other word suggested itself for the dish, and it was remarkable enough that they felt the need to identify it.
 
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Kestrel said:
Most alchohol is fermented...

Most? Most? I double-dog-dare you to find alchohol for human consumptin that isn't from a fermentation process.

And, it you think letting a grain-mixture sit around until it get's smelly and fizzy is odd, remember on thing worse - yogurt. At some point, someone decided that eating chunky, spoiled milk would be a good thing.


Originally posted by Kamikaze Midget
beer might've been first because bread requires ovens and the like

Bread most certainly does not require an oven. The precursors of modern "flatbreads" (inlucding pitas, tortillas, and matzoh) were things designed to be cooked on a heated stone in whatever fire you had handy. You can cook a loaf in this way as well, or dough can be wrapped around a stick and hung over the fire.
 
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